She Is SO Hot
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, first time submitter. Love TheDirty! Not going to talk any sh*t on this girl, she is HOT. I think you’re friends with her boyfriend, Max from TMZ. What do you think?
Maxie Mouse has a girlfriend??? I thought he was for the Gays. I was going to hook him up with my boy Gayden Solo.- nik
**Maxie Mouse, I will give you $1,000 if you shave your head. I know what you cubicle warriors make over at TMZ… take the money. I have a theory that if you lose the long hair, Harvey will demote you to webcam grip.
I like!
This guy makes 30k a year and gets a chick that smoking hot? Well done max, I salute you. She’s hot!
Hmmmm…… i thought he was for the gay’s too.
Don’t cut your hair Max.. I want to pull it while I’m fcking you from behind… and your pretty girlfriend can watch.
Thats some sick sh!t. I laughed my @ss off.
holy crap choked on my lunch on that one, LOL!
Call me old fashioned, but I’d like to rail her while he watched.
Ash is the sweetest girl you will ever meet! She’s a nurse too..
She can nurse me with those things.
I would take her temperature the old fashion way. With my thermometer in her turd cutter
gah he’s gorgeous… good on him for having a hot gf.
He is retarded too!!!
only half-tard, thank you!
saggers?
He’s hittng that? Well done Maxie Mouse.
Nurse? Those saggers look like she is nursing.
This her prime..look how low her boobs already sag.
jealous much?
i wouldnt care if this chic was my own mother, id still fck her with no rubber, and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time, and just say that it aint mine.
whats my name.
are those babies real???
Id merk
she is not even that hott.
the people whom posted before me must be from the trailer parks of california
Agreed. They are just sucking up because Max is Nik’s friend. The girl is average at best. If she were posted on here for any other reason, Nik and the DA would tear her apart.
god he is so fine <3 <3 <3
come to texas good lookin'
You like retarded dudes?
She digs, “Special Needs” guys.
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They are happy for what they get.
The guy on the right is from santa cruz and a total drunk. last i saw him he was passed out on his lawn.
Everytime a post goes up about Max, Nik’s comments are as petty and jealous as a girl hating on another hotter girl. Sorry Nik, Max is very good looking and if he shaved his head he would still be hot, maybe even hotter.
but he is totally retarded…
Lol. Yeah? Just what is your point? Would you turn down a ridiculously hot chick because she isn’t a brain? Ha! That’s what I thought. If we were judging intellectual prowess on this site I doubt anyone posted on here is working with more than an intelligence quotient of 90. AT BEST.
I got a 122, so there!
133…where is my coffee bitch?
Hottest girl to ever appear on this site. If she had fake boobs you’d say “refund gap.” Her’s are obviously real and you say they sag. You guys that say that are probably still whacking off to her pics. She is untouchable. Dude, leave TMZ and stay home and wear that out.
Well said.
Hottest on the site? LMFAO man you must have some low standards.
How have I missed the posts on Max before? He is seriously hot.
Save your money Nik, you’re going to need it!
Nik you are wrong. Yes, the hair is fabu, but his face can carry him. Easily.
Max and Charles are the only reason TMZ is worth watching. Everyone else (Harvey included) are boring and have no camera presence. Props Max, good on ya. Nik, hate to say it, but it sounds like you are drinking from the orange haterade cooler on this one. Don’t hate, congratulate.
It is just me or does that guy in the first picture look like Fabio from Survivor Nicaragua.
They both came into a bar I’m a doorman at up here in canada. She was plastered and showed me and a buddy her tits to get them in. Not to impressive but we gave her a pass lol. He didnt look to happy ahah. He ended up literally dragging her ass into a cab in the end
They look more like siblings.
1st congrats to max showing that dudes without a ton of $$ can still pull hot ass. But now that nick put her on here I give it a month before they split up because she knows that she can upgrade now, because she got alot of good comments.
Hot – lucky dude.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! MM is one of my FAV Dirrty Celebs! He is one hot guy. Dont cut your hair! Yes, his gf is hot, ummm why shouldnt she be hot? He is major hot as well. They are simply adorbs.
She looks like a cute blonde version of Goose!
DONT DO IT MAX. I LOVE THE HAIR. soo hot… until you open your mouth
One of the beauty’s Of Santa Barbara! gorgeous/sweet
Gotta love her.
One of the beauty’s Of Santa Barbara! gorgeous/sweet
Gotta love her.
7.99
nice saggers! BTW that guy is 15 years too late with the Pennywise shirt
Nick Lachey is not aging well
max i always thought you were a sexy beast. do not cut your gorgeous locks. they make up 50% of your hottness. nik is just jealous bc his wife prob thinks youre hott and loves your hair. a nik is losing his hair so he wants you to cut it bc ur way better looking. your gf is def pretty. u make a cute couple. honestly, your hotness makes up for the fact that u only make 30k. id still hit that..
i saw max make out with Lisa Ann in hollywood right after she was in “Who’s nailin Palin.”