THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, first time submitter. Love TheDirty! Not going to talk any sh*t on this girl, she is HOT. I think you’re friends with her boyfriend, Max from TMZ. What do you think?
Maxie Mouse has a girlfriend??? I thought he was for the Gays. I was going to hook him up with my boy Gayden Solo.- nik
**Maxie Mouse, I will give you $1,000 if you shave your head. I know what you cubicle warriors make over at TMZ… take the money. I have a theory that if you lose the long hair, Harvey will demote you to webcam grip.