Tang Speaks Out About Major Creeper Mikey Hanson And Him Taking Down TheDirty.com
FROM DIRTY CELEB TANG: Nik, I’ve been on your website before and have never submitted anything nor cared but after you posted You Can Just Tell When Someone Is A Believer/Follower Of WWAGD I had to speak out. However, after receiving an email from the douche bag that submitted the story i feel that you need some clarification. “Mikey Hanson” if thats even his real name started messaging me on facebook 6 months back. (if we need pictures, trust me we can do that) stating how he follows me and has his first internet crush blah blah blah…a week ago he wrote me and asked if i wanted to take part in a website he’s launching. he claims he is going to be your ONLY competitor and blow your site out of the water. he asked myself, freddy fags and a few other people that have been on this site to do some advice pieces. my friends all said they were doing it at wet republic so i agreed to take part as well. however, when i showed up 2 hours our dear trashy mess mr. hanson was either completely drugged out or just that big of a lightweight. he met me in the MGM lobby to walk me down to our friends bungalow. the first thing he did was ask someone to take a picture of us like a total creep. walking through the casino with him he almost knocked an older woman down stumbling into her. he walked into peoples chairs playing blackjack. repeatedly screamed “I LOVE THIS GIRL”..you get the picture. needless to say within 5 minutes of meeting him i told him he was a classless degenerate and i left. for the next 24 hours i received probably about 50 messages from him threatening me. (no worries i got some pictures for you)…anywho long story short, nobody went with this creeper to his room, nor dinner.. no one got slapped..isn’t it funny how stories change depending on how delusional the person is…i only wish i knew someone in security at MGM. I’m sure the video of him falling on me and other people in the casino would be even better. PS. i blacked his “website” out in the picture below because me posting it is exactly what he wants, publicity. he believes he’s marketing himself as a brand and is going to blow up for being so disgusting. awesome…by the pictures i submitted i think it’s pretty clear he’s a bit embarrassed, hence his rendition of the story. (apparently no one has told him that the fish pucker face is for women lolol).
First off,
Respect for everyone out there responsible for this site especially the legend himself.
Second,
The creeper Mikey Hanson is from Albuquerque, New Mexico and has lacked game and respect since he was born. “Mikey” has been forced to drug underage girls since the 90′s when he was in high school and once told me at a party that he drove the best car in america (he had a 350Z at the time) this guy has some money i think but only pulls old ass cougars and gold diggers that use him up…
he’s going to egg her house? wtf? junior high again? ok, i believe the chick. anyone who threatens to hit a girl and egg her house is a first class loser douchebag.
THIS GUY IS SOOO CREEPY, I AM SURPRISED HE HASNT BEEN UP HERE 50 TIMES BEFORE. EVERYTIME I GO OUT IN HOLLYWOOD, IF HE IS AT THE SAME CLUB HE COMES UP TO ME AND ASKS IF I WILL “BE HIS GIRLFRIEND” OR GO ON A DATE WITH HIM. he is obsessed with blondes. it doesnt matter how pretty or ugly you are. and will not leave you alone if you ask 10 times. my friend had to come to my rescue and scream in his face and he still wouldnt leave. he asked me if my tits were fake then continued to pull down my shirt and try to suck on them…. uhhh EW. he is always COKED out of his mind, and sooo desperate. im so glad hes put on blast wow.
How ugly are you?
also.. he always brags about going to the playboy mansion and vegas… who goes to the playboy mansion anymore? no one. hes 40 years old and tries to f*ck 16 year old prostitots. disgusting.
this guy is a total rapist!!! all girls in the hollywood area know to stay away from him. when guys are creepers to us we call them “mike hansons” hahahah
hahahahah…this guy’s a joke not to mention the biggest pussy in california…he got ran out of town a few years back cause he was gonna get his ass kicked by some dude…he falls in love with hookers and text them like he did with that poor girl who wrote this story
Pam N******, MGM security, was “my” security contact there for years. She is still there – and she is awesome. She has “rescued” me and me peoples so many times I cannot tell you!!
Ask for her next time. Tell her I sent you. My name really isn’t Fred. But I sat at “my seat” in the Tantra Room at Tabu for like 10 years. My wife was the famous uh, “porn actress” who had the 10 inch stretch RR and the purple Bentley Azure.
She will know who we are and treat you like a AAA moviestar and never hold your indescretions nor those of your friends against you. LOL. She may suggest that it’s “time to go home” on occasion, but she will see that you actually “get home” with your dignity intact.
Just remember what I said. Pam will see that you get home WITH YOUR DIGNITY INTACT.
See there sweetie??
Not everyone on this site is a 20-something DOLT.
A few of us behave like civilized human beings and still have fun anyway. Good luck.
Oh and sweetie. Don’t waste your time with the Henderson Police. Nothing good will come of that.
uhhh.. What are you even talking about?
i really don’t care what you people say about my homey Mikey Hanson i’m gay by the way and mikey invited me to the mgm one lonely night and yes e had a couple,anyways we went to his room and wanted it bad so like the gentelman he is he went into the bathroom shaved his bum as soft as a babys,then showered and scrubed that black star of his untill it was brn. clean so i banged him all night and he even let me squrit my baby making juice in him every time,now if thats not a gentelman i don’t know wha is.I’m on your side mikey.love ya
lol @ this girl playing the creep card but meeting up with a guy who professed his internet love for her.
story sounds FAKE
Tang is a wh*re.She is trying to get in good with the dirty.com now.What a nut case this girl is.Want’s attention so bad .You go meet the guy but you complain he is stalking you?Sounds to me that your stalking him.Try to use hm to get you ANYWHERE !Who submitt’s a freakin book about it.Noone care’s Juicy tr*sh!WOW are you desperate.You should spend less time on the dirty an more time on cleaning up your nasty life
He sells cars at Sunrise Ford of North Hollywood.
The guy calling Mikey a pussy is his ex-boss who got fired and now is jealous of him. 1st comment is from a loser in Albuquerque who hated Mikey for being more popular than him in high school. The girl saying he sucked on her boobies is the same slut from F.I.D.M he fingered at Industry nightlub on the dance floor. Jocelyn invited him to Vega$, the bungalow was KC and PONCE’s who don’t know who she is and Freddy Fags doesn’t like Mikey so he wouldn’t try to help out. If anything, her story is more fake than his. Both are probably just desperate for attention, they deserve to be on here. My guess is s Jocelyn moves back home to Ohio and this won’t be the last time we hear of this douchebag Mikey.
no actually i dont go to fidm nor did you finger me, but thanks for just admitting to trying to get on prostitots from a fashion school as well hahah. LOSER.
Tang u hang with Freddy (or simply dont care to be seen with the guy in public, ewww) automatically making u a ugly stripper whos desperate to make it in Vegas. Read a book and stop being a loser…who has a F**** meeting at wet republic anyway? You hear cabana meeting and jump on greg. Pathetic.
Jocelyn, I have seen you in Vegas, you look like a man, you should be the one buying dinner! Nobody cares about your whorish lifestyle so stopping clogging this awesome website with your trashy life.
I ran Mikey outtta town a few years back bc he stole my project. When he wanted to come back to LA – he gave it back. A long time had passed and I had to move on from Mikey being Mikey.
I helped him get out of a DUI and countless other scuffles.
Mike has a broken moral compass. He doesn’t understand that there are some ppl in this world that you just don’t screw over. They’ll never stop coming at you till you’re dead or gone.
Last time I saw Mike was at the white party when I was with my best friend. Mike told us how he had OD’d in Vegas and woke up the hospital. At that point: I said I had to go.
He’s a smart guy. He’s not dumb. But he has a drug problem and he wants the bling-bling of Hollywood w/o respecting the people that live here.
PULL UP MAN! Before it’s too late and somebody really does hurt you. I believe the girl bc I saw him do this same bs over and over.
He picked a fight with an old friend of mine who runs several clubs in Hollywood- and even when I tried to help Mike – Anour said, “Sorry, Chille. He’s out”. Then, Mike screwed me over when he was fcked up on drugs and … He’s a fck up.
Grow up, find God or something like God and stop doing this bull shi
That’s it.
Chille, You couldn’t have said it better.
Mike Hanson is a piece of work. Before he came back to LA (after Chille ran him out the first time) he said he found God, how awful of a person he once was, begged for forgiveness from many, and the list goes on and on. Once he returned, we all thought he had changed for the better, but only after a few short months, Hollywood Hanson returned.
Mike Hanson is a disgraceful individual. He was arrested and taken to jail for not paying an escort. Often times, he hires escorts/hookers from Craigslist as dates for basketball games, concerts, dinners, etc., then refuses to pay them at the end of the night. He once borrowed $500 to pay “Sexy Lexi” (playboy hooker) to go out with him again because he was “falling in love with her”. Soon after he wanted to meet her again (and was totally broke) he blew up her phone, sending over 30 texts begging her, “I have your money”.
I totally believe this girl’s story because it isn’t the first time. He once flew a girl out from Philadelphia for Halloween; he met her on Facebook, too. Once she got into town, she realized he was totally creepy. She decided she didn’t want to sleep with him, so as payback, Mike Hanson decided to throw all of the girl’s belongings outside and kicked her out of his house. Hmmm, she’s only 2,000 miles away from home. Once she left, he proceeded to text at least 30 times (again) with all sorts of awful things.
The stories go on and on about Mike Hanson. Bottom line, he is a very disgraceful, disrespectful person. He has no self respect, therefore why would he respect others, including his friends, co-workers, and especially women. He doesn’t care who he disrespects or screws over, as long as he makes out. He’s broke, fake, and on drugs.
Get help Mike Hanson, that or disappear…
This tang tranny can’t even afford to touch up her bottle rat hair! Get your roots done tranny man tr#sh.You think because you modeled along side of tattooed up chic’s that were uglier then you that your something special.You are just a fake blonde trying to become a bigger wh#re then you were in ohio.You are PATHETIC!!Running around trying to find anyone famous to get in a picture with to try an look like anyone care’s.STOP submitting yourself to the dirty,then posting all over the internet that “PEOPLE” steal your photo’s an send them to blogger site’s.You look like a complete NUTCASE!!!!You submitt yourself!You have mental issue’s
Ahhhhhhahahaha.That post is the truth right there.
lol why are you hatin so hard on my girl joc? it’s pretty retarded when your tryin to point out someones roots no one else see’s and talk trash about their hair. take up crouching, seems like you got a lot of time on your hands. word. fckin ohio creeps, that chick jocks you harder than under armour J.
Word????Grow up FF .What are you now like 40 ?Loser
that guy is majoy creep 4sure !
Joc tang is a piece of shat! the end
MIKE HANSON IS SUCH A CREEP!! I live in Abq & in LA, met him when I was 16 maybe 17 and he tried convincing me to send him naked pictures so that I could get into the Playboy Mansion for Halloween… DIDNT do it, of course; but then he kept trying to get me to hang with him and finally I told him off and he flipped out followed me home called over and over and over wouldnt stop texting.. and he did the same “I LOVE THIS GIRL!” picture taking bs… suuuch a CREEEEEPER!!
Joc should just stick with her x boy toy Jimmy from ohio.Jimmy is hooking up with random’s now that he’s back in ohio.She doesn’t care cause she’s doin the same in Vegas !Ew.She is a p.o.s USER.She get’s around.Leave your Vegas disease’s in Vegas
I went to junior high and high school with Mike Hanson. He was a major douche before that term was even a part of our collective zeitgeist. He has done so many outrageous things only capable of someone who has been abused in childhood, or perhaps had some major life trauma he can’t address in the proper fashion. I feel sorry for him, actually. His lifestyle and behavioral issues are pathetic and sad, and he is so spiritually bankrupt that he chooses to project his dysfunction on others. I imagine he’s your pretty typical addict. Too bad that he chose to take his life down such a baseless, delusional, materialistic, shady-ass path.
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