Maxy Mouse Looks Great

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Maxy Mouse was talking about his black eye today on TMZ. He said his friend threw a piece of ice at him over the bar. Could a little piece of ice make a black eye? Also, do you think his right eye looks a little stoned or a lot stoned?
You can only get black eyes like that from weird Manhattan Beach bathtub sex. I am going with super stoned. They should do a drug test at TMZ. I decided.- nik










80% of the west coast is stoned right now, throw him a bone.
Is that Gayden Solo?
Maybe he was so stoned he forgot he already gave an explanation on tmz live weeks ago. Consisting of him claiming he was drunk with his friend and somehow his friend ended up kneeing him in the eye by accident.
Saw him in Vancouver at the cambie with a butter faced broad. hes a scrawny punk haha… but famous… so i guess hes cool?
Probably has a med card. Not like you need one in Cali.
I know a girl that is missing an eye because a little piece of ice was thrown at her.
Black eye or not (or stone) he’s hottt <3
oh so thats how he got it