THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, there is a perfect explanation why Chad Ochocinco has done nothing on the football field for the Cincinnati Bengals, and yesterday the truth came out. After only four months of dating, Chad Ochocinco and Evelyn Lozada are set to become husband and wife. He got her a 10 Carat ring and I cant stop but to think what a straight up IDIOT he is.
It is probably fake like half his other sh*t. Chad, you are just freaking out because your football career is at its final chapter. Don’t ruin your life with this DreamKiller… do your homework dude. She was a former stripper.- nik
mac says:
Bet you that ring is stainless steel and cubic zirconia. And can somebody get some moisturiser for those nasty hands!!!!
to macAnonymous says:
gross- check out how bad that ring looks on her fat sausage fingers…she looks like snooki, with less makeup.
to AnonymousAZSweetness says:
NOOO sht!
to AZSweetnessAt first, I thought it was a monkey paw with fake nails.
And then I realized it WAS a monkey paw with fake nails.
Even a fake ring doesn’t deserve to be on THAT.
Mr. Blonde says:
“She was a former stripper.” NOTE: there are strippers, and there are non-strippers, but there is no such thing as a former stripper.
to Mr. BlondeBURNNN says:
No longer being a stripper.. would be a former stripper, “brudder.”
to BURNNNarmyy says:
nope… once a stripper, always a stripper! can’t turn that into a housewife!
to armyyMr. Pink says:
Tru Dat, Brudder.
to Mr. PinkSTR8UP says:
Nice ring, her skin tone on her hand matches the orange on his sorry az uniform
to STR8UPD1GGY says:
Chad has to settle for a stripper and second wind to T.O …Totally explain his piss poor performance.. Jus Sayin
to D1GGYAnonymous says:
Duh she’s a stripper. Do you think someone that egotistical would land someone who actually has something going for her? It’s not like he’d date an investment banker. BORING.
to AnonymousBlake says:
Chad is sucking on the field because, teams are double teaming him leaving TO open with single coverage. Also something is amiss with him and Palmer. Dude still has game.
to Blake90028 says:
damn. Jeff Reed and now Ochonukka? DKs is are killing the NFL this year!
to 90028Ted Binion says:
That man hand needs its nails filled! Is that hand T.O.’s? LOL
to Ted BinionAnonymous says:
CHAD IS SUCH A MONKEY
to AnonymousHEY COACH WHAT IS INTEREST RATE
Anonymous says:
That ring is almost as ghetto as Ochostinko. The center stone is less than 1 Ct and all the other stones are tiny. He still probably got it on layaway because remember all black people love layaway.
to AnonymousNot12bshy says:
You are a pig and an idiot. You talk shit but Anonymously. You say Blacks love layaway but whites love pepsi, right. Come clean and let not be Anonymous. Be real and don’t hide. Be a true man or woman or don’t be!
to Not12bshyCeeJay says:
Are you kidding me? I’m not saying its for sure real, but to say the center stone is less than 1ct is crazy. That thing is huge!
to CeeJayAce Hardy The one man party says:
her knuckle wrinkles look like hamburger patties
to Ace Hardy The one man partyMakavelli112 says:
That use to be Antwan Walkers gir from the Celtics..Till he went broke..Good luck Chad Johnson..(Revis killed Ochocinco)…
to Makavelli112Blueman says:
This is the last square of toilet paper that will officially wipe his flaccid career from existence.
to BluemanLazyTheKid says:
I must disagree that Ocho’s career is over. He made two of the best catches this year this past game (one was called back) and then reached the endzone again in the same drive. Chad you still have game, and the greatest game of all is opening a checking account with zero balance and bouncing checks on escorts. PIMP of the year.
to LazyTheKidAnonymous says:
For a few extra bucks, she let me smash it in the Champagne Room!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
wow-another woman, another ring. That makes three rings for three women in 7 months? DAMN Chad-no wonder you aint playing ball like before. Get your mind off pussy and back on the game. Shi, us Bengal fans have been with you for ten years now–WHEN CAN WE GET OUR SUPERBOWL RING?!?!?!?!
to AnonymousNikki (the real slim shady) says:
Never – lol!
to Nikki (the real slim shady)Evethe says:
True story, this chicken head has no class bein in a show as a WIFE, wow. moneyhungry… Bitch… u look like a tranny… i meant that.. sweety…. Ochocinco, papito.. get ur gameface ON. fck… isnt that wat ur azz get paid for…
to Evethedammit, wat America has become, Lol.. ha..
MOUND HOUND says:
shes just a trashy woman what a cunt chad ur stupid
to MOUND HOUNDBangelsFan says:
So easy to talk shi about a player who’s making bank and playing the game he loves for it. Let him do what he wants. Its obvious you’re all haters of people who are doing their thing and loving their life!
to BangelsFan