THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Lindsay Stoeser Heiss…she just married one of the biggest man-whores in the tri county area. She thinks she is the HOTTEST THING ALIVE, and the only reason she married Mr. Man Whore himself is because no one else asked her-this is the first and only dude! She has been nothing but a dumb beotch since the day she was born! And now that she is married…that is all we see on her fbook page. She only has pretty, perfect friends too, not one of them is chubby, ugly, or poor. Imagine that, she seeks them out! Please take her down a few hundred notches and let her know she is EFFING FUGLY! Oh yeah, she thinks her dopple-ganger is LC Conrad…SHE WISHES! Also, the first pic of her is at the beach, where every profile pic is either of her in a bikini or her and her ugly man whore husband. They deserve each other!

2  years tops.   She thinks he’s richer than he is and you know he’ll stick it in something.- nik