THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this dirty girl named alyssa symballa (right) gives guys constant head at parties, she even f*cked the same guy her good friend did.she wears really short skirts to roadhouse thinking its her stripper castle. this dirty girl needs to be exposed.
Thats cause parties are where the moneys at…her face looks like it has a glaze of visine on it.- nik
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This girl needs to be moved to Calgary, one of her Bestfriends is probably the hottest girl I have ever met, and I know for sure she doesn’t attend Duke.
And hey, So what if she wears short skirts, maybe someone will pass along some cellulite reduction coupons to you…