**Update: TheDirty.com Song
So this rapper by the name of Gilly the Squid (17 year old high school kid) has been stalking me since he was 16. He is from Mesa, Arizona. Every time I go out on the weekends when I am home in Scottsdale this kid is waiting outside clubs trying to make me listen to his music. I never do.
This last Thursday he was standing outside PCL trying to give me a CD. I told him to stay in school and study and he told me to go F*CK myself. In my moment of clarity I apologized knowing this kid drives 30 minutes every time just to see me and he claims in emails that he is DIRTY ARMY.
Finally, the conversation ended with me telling him to make a Dirty song and I might listen to it. The next morning I had this in my inbox. Not bad for 17… what do you think?
Gilly, I am hosting an event on the Westside at Westgate Dec. 17th at McFadden’s. I want you to perform this song and see if it is really you.
Update: Click Here To Download This Song














this kid probably posted all these positive comments, stalking you? rapping? wigger? sounds like a 81tch h0^^0 to me
He didn’t I can see all the IP addresses.- nik
He sounds like justin bieber
HAHAHAHA
i think it’s good!!
never quit and dream big, have to respect that. no doubt – way to go kid
the dirty shuts it down from UK to chillllllllllllleeeee! he killed it…ive been a fan of the dirty.com since ’06 and he used every phrase ive ever seen on thedirty
not bad for only a few hours-determination
Do I smell Dirty Records?? Expand the empire Nic.
high fives to Super Pimp Trout! dope track!
Gives a bad name to white people
Nik: you’d be an absolute idiot not to snatch this kid up. I was a musician with this kind of talent (albeit in a different area, but still) at his age, and never pursued it because I ddn’t have the backing. thefact he spit this after probably only a couple hours (take time for driving, setting up, recording, and editing) and managed to get 3 minutes worth speaks for itself.
Before you sign him include finishing HS is a must in the contract. This kid is going to explode on the scene with his talent and youR PR! On a side note I predict you reprocreating to this song in the near future
I thought it was great. Nik you should be flattered that someone would take the time to make a song about you
Keep the dream alive, that is really impressive! Nik, make this kid famous….
bahahahahahaha this just made my day!
AZ DOUCHE LOSER
i agree
Sick beat and nice flow!
Love it!! Nik this kid needs to be a DA celeb!!
there are millions of rappers that sound just like him
ehh he’s alright.. too bad to make it famous you gotta sell your soul. so have fun in hell kid. karmas a bitch
sounds like he likes to do hood rat stuff with his friends, aka gay
this is terrible, don’t let him perform you’ll be embarrassed
Shouldn’t his balls drop before he should be able to rap, he’s got beiber fever
there’s only room for one eminem in this industry
Will fit in perfectly rapping at westGAYte
hahahaahah
sounds great. if your in to forgys
OBSSESSED! I was laughing the whole time because he was spot on with everything! Very talented don’t be a hater!
paging comment fggot!!!
this kid actually has talent! and u can tell he’s a true friend … naming some seriously old shiat!
sign him Nik! the kids got potential!
I love it. Give him a chance Nik!
Bout time you got a theme song! I love this!
If he sounds like beiber he sounds like money
If i sound like beiber than i sound like money $$
spoken like a true retard, nice grammar oompa
WHORE IBLE!!
DUDE no way he made it overnight, he’s been stalking you since puberty so he’s for sure probly made a million songs about you and probly has a life size alter of you he uses as a right hand. forget this oompa loompa and focus on what made you famous. talking shi about posers like this kid!!!
hahahaha you should write for the dirty
I LOVED IT!! haha
kids awesome.
anyone hating just sucks and could probably be on the dirty.com themselves. haha
if he’s any good, he would’ve been discovered by an actual rap label
the hook sounds like a diva mouthin’ off like she had a bad day, and the verses sound like a constipated Andy samberg making a spoof of rap hhhahaha
i don’t like the song
Nik, your moment of clarity gave him his moment to shine! You now have a dirty anthem or your new ring tone. Keep having your moments of clarity!
He sounds like a purple crayon loving faggot Douche. Congrats! You have your very own dirty loser song. Yippeeeeeee
no way in hell he made this in one night unless he smoked 12 ounces of crack laced with meth.
-sniff i think I smell HATERSSS ! lOl.
This is DOPE for a kid in HS; u guys couldn’t rap urselves out of a paper baq wen u were in ur awkward years
Nik u should def post the video if he does perform for you.
xoxo.
NICE! I like it!
Hey Nik! I see the update where we can download the song. Any more updates on this kid? This kid did a helluva job if he threw it together in 5 hours. Did he perform at your Dec. 17 event?