What The Hell
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! First off, I really want to be the first to dish the dirt on someone in my city so here she is. This is Crystal Coronado. This is Casper, Wyoming’s number one nasty girl! This girl will sleep with anyone, anywhere, anytime. Whether it’s working her way up the corporate ladder with “favors” for the bosses, getting trashed at the local bar and taking them all home, getting busy at the softball fields with someone else’s husband, or slumming it in the back alleys, this girl will do it all.
You know there is slim pickings in Casper, Wyoming if vampires like this can get laid.- nik
I can’t believe Burger King lets their employees dress like that.
Lay back, lay back in your coffin, relax I will lower the lid and you can sleep until the sun goes down, then you can search the Earth for the sweet warm blood your heart desires.
The Count
Count are you crazy? She is HOTT
Emond my foolish little friend haven’t you ever heard?
Even a woman who is pure of heart and says her prayers at night can turn into a wolf/vampire when the wolfbane blooms and the moon is full and bright.
Her only interest in you Emond would be to drink the warm and tasty blood out of your jugular.
They didn’t last time I was there. Maybe these are the after she got some in the bathroom pics. Nope Nope that was only a song I was remembering. No one would hit that. She doesn’t even come close to the ugly vamps in Twighlight and Jacob and Edward aren’t that desperate.
I can’t believe anyone could even be hard up enough in WY to hit that thing.
She may have all her teeth, and in Wyoming that is a plus.
P.S. Wyoming sucks
What are you guys talking about. She’s so hittable (quietly vomits into hand)…
They must use alot of Cialis in Wyoming from the looks of that thing.
Lazy eyed vampires are easiest to get away from.
I live here and this is EXACTLY why I try not to leave my house. These scary ass chicks are EVERYWHERE! It does make it easy as hell to snag a guy though with Beasts like this as competition. I feel sorry for the men in this town
Ummm wow. Guys not all the women here in Casper look like this. Holy sh*t this bitch is nasty. I have never seen this girl out on the town. I hope I never do…
Didn’t she come out on an episode of Hoarders?
Rocky Whore
name that movie = KIDS.
Kids
I doubt this chick is ‘climbing the corporate ladder”
I’m just wondering if this chick is really a chick at all. I’m thinking tranny. And to be honest I would expect a better make-up job out of a tranny. Or maybe these were the morning after pics.
Holy sh*t! I think I may have dated this vampire for a short time. That must have been my time in a drug induced haze. *Checking for bite marks* I’m good. No more drugs or vampires for me! Luckily I kicked her to the curb when I came to. Kuddos to anyone else who has doen the same! P.S. Screen your groupies carefully!
I think she’s in a Ford Focus. Is that Goth? If so, I know wearing your seatbelt isn’t. Weak.
You can tell by that pic she’s in a Ford Focus. Wow- you are good. I didn’t think vamps needed to drive. Can’t they fly away or don’t they have lightning fast speed or something? I guess this one missed the memo.
So what I’m really wondering is if this chick is really a chick at all. Looks more like a tranny to me. And honestly I would expect a better make-up job from a tranny. I guess they could be the morning after pics.
Well, you have to admit she is nicely pre-costumed for a revival of “The Rocky Horror Picture Show.”
Still, I just cannot believe what guys will stick their private parts into. This girl would be a great subject for a medical study – how many STD’s can a person have and remain alive? – Oh! I guess her being alive is in question.
Wow! Dis chick may be one of the worst I’ve seen on here! We have a tranny, vampire with a bad hair day and the killer is the lazy eye. LMFAO. Hey, let’s play hide and seek! Over here! No really, I’m over here! Wait, which way are you looking?? Nice cross around your neck too vamp, wish it did its job on this one!
lol
i honestly think that is a man..it has 5 o’clock shadow
Just wondering if Satan is angry that something this ugly and nasty gave up its soul to become part of the crew. Sorry dude, better luck next time!
So it was my understanding that crosses were bad for vamps… so is she like a wannabe, incognito, what? Costuming 101- Do your d*mn homework! Hey Buffy- you’ll lose this battle- she’s not a real vamp- Just a h*e with a bad nose job!
I think I saw her on GIrls Gone Wild- side note… that video didn’t sell so well.