Who The Hell Is This Person
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik i recently read a post that u finally found your Houston dirty celeb and while I was on facebook I came across this person that i had about 78 friends in common w/ ….her name is Shelly Denton. i guess she lives in galveston (houston’s sad excuse for a beach that smells like sh*t). she has almost 5,000 friends on facebook. who the hell is she?? why is she dressed like a rocky horror picture show actor in all of her photos?
I want to call her Veins… look at the blood flow in her rack.- nik
wtf is this? lady gaga costume contest? she looks like an old lady with an eating disorder and two hard balloos on her chest – HORRIBLE!!!!
shes an ASS-DO, her belly sticks out further than her ass do.
She is beat. Has a kid too. She slept with my ex. What a wreck.
That really says a lot about you. If you think she looks beat and your man slept with her, I can only imagine how you look.
She’s disgusting, make her go away!!!
Ok, stop using my tag!!! I AM THE ONE AND ONLY WTF
I think you meant to as “what is”
I’ll answer my own. A “titsicle”
“transvestite from transsexual Transylvania…”
She used to live in Austin.. it was horrible. Everyone that works in the bars knows her as “clown tits” or “leather face” bc of all her tanning. She is freaking nasty.
hey, its box boobs aka shelly denton from austin! ew. glad she got outta here to go offend another town with her disgusting boob job!
EWWWWW eat a f*ckin cheeseburger, you make Rachel Zoe look normal, bitch!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
I vote yes for a dirty celeb… Who in Houston actually knows 5000 people? Looks like if a scorpion stung her it would pop her boobs.
No idea who she is….burnt to look aged and weathered?
Shes lives in Austin and has been on here before, Nik named her Box Boobs.
She looks nasty. skinny as fck, nasty chicken legs, my chickens are nicer and have more meat on them, grossssssss. Oh wow little wanna be bardie died her hair and got fake titties and think that makes her hot, reality check, you are nasty looking. Did I say your legs are so skinny gross.
Mimi..hmm..why did you leave Drew Carrey?? Eat a dic_, don’t worry, be happy!!
Is she hiding a potato by her right knee in the second picture?
Do your homework people!! She’s actually a former dallas cowboy cheerleader and works promotional gigs (reason for different customes) you only wish you looked as good as this beautiful woman.
Anna Nichole was a “former” playboy centerfold, what’s your point Ray Charles?
Cowboy cheerleader my @$$!!! Stop self posting. You look ridiculous and have a terrible boob job. Get that fixed!
really trying to win Nick points right? go sit down somewhere
Ewwww eat a f*ckin cheeseburger for f*ck sakes!! You make Rachel Zoe look healthy & your +2′s are so abnormally huge they make Heidi Montag’s +2′s look normal! Bitch
Go and play with your barbie dolls you test tube baby
Ooh! It’s Leather Coke-Wh*re Barbie! I really wanted one when I was a kid but they were discontinued due to “contamination”
they look like they really really REALLY hurt.
The pictures speak for themself- no need to comment much beyond…
here here
fckin nasty!
said your mom after you were born
The 2nd pic looks like one of those cheap section 8 Metropole Apt complexes
The trim and sheetrock work, wood floors, and lighting are suggesting otherwise. Id say whatever house shes in is worth at LEAST400-500k.
self post right here ^^^^
She makes me want to take seven showers. Poor thing- the sad part of all of this is that she looks in the mirror on her way out and thinks this actually looks good.
It’s farrah the huge sloot from rock of love
FORMER cheerleader, they took her off because of that growth on her face and blotchy chest…gross. Bitch obviously don’t make much money if she’s living in galveston, gross. I’m not rich but i’m not so poor i have to live in crack haven galveston. She works at oceans caberet off the feeder…we call it the “sandy clam”.
Stripper ! Hello realy
It’s DISGUSTING how skinny she is… yuck!
Box Boobs! Did she finally(!) leave Austin?!? Yay!
btw the house in the 2nd pic is not hers, it belongs to a booty call of one of her drinking buddies..
Um it IS her house…how she pays for it no one knows…but she was married….
She is a beautiful. Most of you guys on here could never hope to be with a woman that looks like this, so you take cheap shots here. She can contact me anytime!
Ne-1 could have her or 2 if they wanted 4 a cover charge and 2 drinks
walking match sticks with her food money spent on her jugz
Sick!!!
She’s at least 15 years too old to be wearing those outfits, and those fake tits are awful!!! They look like they’re going to burst any second. The age spots on her chest give her away- what is she, like 50?
Did the guys here ever f*cked someone hotter?
Well hostess is in the eye of the beholder. Many guys actually find tranny looking crack whores with horse hair wigs and Orange skin and nasty porn boobs unattractive
Let me guess, you are either a lonely man or a woman who wants someone to feel just as bad as you do
I actually know and love this girl! She’s a sweetheart and people are such haters. Haven’t hung out with her since she moved to Galveston but her friends do miss her here in Austin. <3 ya Shelly and shake them haters off!
I second the motion. Leave her alone, get a life
I saw this girl in Galveston during biker rally. She was wearing the pink outfit with those furry boots. People kinda looked at her weird.