She is hot!!!
she’s gross. she looks like the new burnt bacon.
she needs to go brunette
O.G. Butterface, Kneckdown, Tu-Tan Clam, Weird Science Flunkie, +2 waste, Beer Goggle Barbie…. All just some suggestions for her name.
Neckdown Let Down
Um, you mean neck UP let down. Her body is nice but her face is fowl.
With that beak she should be called ‘Schlonghorn’.
Call her Token!!!
either topless, cause shed be better with out the top head, or ms. match.
She sure is orange enough to be a dirty celeb. The second & the last photo are so freakish.
lego…the pieces dont always match but if you throw them together you get something to play with for an hour or two
I say we call her Squints. She looks like she’s squinting in all of her pics!
Her name should be “Monster Balls”
i like her body
If that’s the case Nik, name her transplant.
Name her mismatch.
Ms Potato Head
Why? Hell no – she is not hot whatsoever!
Well, at least she is easier to look at than Leper.
Hot body, but you can’t be super hot if you are a blonde chick with brown eyes! major spoiler… name her two-tone, drop top, alltits, half-breed, or just don’t call her…self post for sure..move on…
Call her jigsaw since the pieces don’t fit
I got a great name:
Call her “One Piece” Her head is the one piece that just dosn’t belong.
her smile in the last picture is abnormally long.
and i agree jigsaw is a great name ..her head is also always tilted.
How about “Face off” or “Elder On-a-top”
yea she’d definitely be better off brunette
i want to be inside her
Over-under. What is “over” doesn’t match what is “under”.
I second BGB beer googlies barbie
I second “Lego” and the explanation that comes with it!
If you saw the last post you’d know she has died her hair brunette!!!! She’s beautiful both ways and a very sweet girl!! You guys have no lives and are probably super ugly and fat!!!
- Jumble Jugs (jumble as in mixed and mistmatched)
- Jar Head
i like OhGawd’s idea of Over-Under
She looks great compared to her friend, the dude in the blue bra.
She is definitely a Monet…She is like a painting… far away, it’s OK, but up close, it’s all fcked up…
no need for all the negative comments…. those photos are of me… and I kind of think it’s all uneccessary.
Why would Derek Holland want to wife this up? Oh yeah, he’s no catch himself looks-wise lol. All she sees is dollar signs in him anyway
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