Baby Please Come Home
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just want to say you are my biggest idol. I have followed you since the beginning. I’m not as strong as you when it comes to women and that is why I’m reaching out for some DA guidance. I have a beautiful wife in my eyes. I adore her, she is my world Nik. Currently we are going through a rough patch. Six months ago she caught me mixing pest control poisoning in our dog’s food bowl. Before you get all crazy on me Nik please understand that our dog was a blind 13 year old husky who could barely walk. Everyday for the past year and a half I would have to pick up the dog to sh*t outside. The problem was if I didn’t get outside fast enough she would piss and sh*t all over me. This happened 85% of the time and I couldn’t take it anymore. As a husband I had to be happy and terminate the dog without my wife knowing, but me being an idiot I thought my wife was sleeping and she watched me pour the poison pellets into the food. It took me three months to win her back since the dog Roxy was in her life before me. Her Mom has not spoken to me since the incident and refuses to eat over at our house or try any of my wife’s yearly Christmas cookies. Anyway that drama has past and now I have a new HUGE problem. I work from home on my computer and rarely does my wife come into the office unless she makes me strawberry lemonade. I actually don’t think she has ever used a computer since we have been married. She is a bookworm. Man I f*cked up Nik. The other day she must of been looking for something and stumbled into my office and caught me masterbating to a picture of her sister from a camping trip we went on last summer. She screamed and immediately called her sister yelling at her thinking we were doing it. Her sister just turned 19 and is still a virgin with a very mature body. So Nik I haven’t spoken to my wife and I have no idea where she is. Nobody in her family will answer my phone calls. I have cried all weekend brother and I need your advice. Do you think it is over? Did I ruin my life Nik? I know I’m being a pussy right now but I love my wife and want her back home. Meredith if by some chance on God’s green earth you are reading this I LOVE YOU. Please come home.
Meredith, you are jumping the gun. True love is hard to find in this world and your husband truly loves you. So what… he masturbated to your sister, she tastes the same as you anyway. Don’t ruin two lives over snail trails on your computer screen.- nik
What a LOSER!! I hope she is in the middle of a multi racial gang bang and you walk in on it!!
holy hell, what a piece of work you are sicko… go for the younger sister
you j*rked off to her barely 19 year old baby sister?
its over dude. its so so over.
Exactly. That is an image that cannot be unseen.
Totally. Since her whole family has shunned you, they probably know what you did, too.
It’s over.
omg. why did you not mention the poisoning? he tried to poison the dog without telling her. that’s SUUUUUUUUPER f*cked up. rat poison death is pretty awful and torturous. basically you bleed to death internally as it stops your body’s ability to clot. it would be an absolutely horrible way to die. i think shooting it in the head would have ended up looking more humane! talk about cruel. i think this guy got what he deserves. stop making mistakes and thinking they won’t affect other people buddy!
Agree
Ya! Everyone knows that anti-freeze is the way to poison household pets. Duh.
I would not be coming home either. A mature conversation about putting the dog to sleep would have done the trick, it sounds like it might be the dogs time anyways but POISON?! That’s effed up!
dude, you felt poisoning your sick old dog was the most humane way to send him to the after life? If I was her I would have left you too. Crazy bastard
You’re a dirtbag. A lousy piece of human flesh and a f*ckin retard. HER dog was sick and you thought, in your own selfish mind, that killing the dog SLOWLY and PAINFULLY would help ?! Big mistake asshole! I’m just sorry I don’t know who you are and I’m dissapointed we don’t know you’re name cuz I’m sure theres some people out there who’d wanna do the same to you.
Nik is just lying to you to try and keep up his ‘badass’ persona. Trust me..he’s a married man now and I doubt he’d EVER do anything of sort even tho he hates his wife’s dog Madison:P
So please do your wife a favor and go eat some of the dogfood you prepare for HER dog!
SICKO! Unless you are a Vet, do NOT ever try to put an animal to ‘sleep’. This story is SO disturbing…I would kill you myself if I witnessed something like this happening…in a slow and painful way, like how you treated that poor animal.
The fact that your wife forgave you…that is her fault and any sicko behavior you displayed since should have been expected.
Disturbing. Sick. Insane. Bad Bad Human!
I agree with every single word
Here is where you messed up dude.
You should have been putting the poison In Her Bowl ?
Funniest comment ever!!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sh*t that was funny!!!!
Lil sis would’ve slept with the dude for sympathy and support lol
meredith leave this sorry excuse for a man
hey dog killer, and sister masterbader, … you need help. proffesional help
Are you kidding me? This guy is a total scumbag. I would run away too. What, your cheap ass can’t fork out $40 to get your old dog euthanized? Any idea how an animal dies from rat poison? They slowly bleed out internally, you stupid f*ck. It’s a horrible, horrible death. It’s a good thing it wasn’t me who saw it, because I’d poke holes in this guy until he’s dead.
Meredith, RUN. Don’t go back to this idiot. Don’t even think about it.
Holy sh*t this pisses me off.
Wow dude, who needs Meredith when you clearly have a pussy of yer own…no shaddup and go wash it.
Dog killin, sister in law pud polishing wreck that ya are.
Just put it all in perspective and save everyone the hassle…divorce her, give her everything and move away.
You can’t live long enough to fix this mess…you truly have a gift….that no one would want.
Lady???
One word you need to remember:
RUN.
Bwaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaaaa! This is the most amusing, comical tripe I read all day. This dude needs to write a sitcom.
Yeah, I laughed my azz off too! Even funnier are the tools who get all worked up over it. Time to fire a load onto the sister-in-law’s mug.Ya know she’d go for it,just to pay back Meredith cuz you know a woman who gets pissed over minor crap like this probably was a pain in the azz big sister.
killed her dog and jerked it to her sister.. LOL you’re a genius chief.
why is she soo mad about her sister…. it would be a problem if you jerking off to her mom….tell her to chill out
Yup Your F*cked…..Unless you can win the lotto in the next few days.
You kids are getting too excited over nothing this post has BS written all over it.
Bating to any sister is grounds for automatic divorce. This Tool Shed really hit a homer on these deals. Dog torturing and jerking while on the job are timeless classics. Idiot!
I think it would help out alot if you would post pictures of the sister to see if she’s is worthy to drop a load to.
it’s like someone just made up the most effed up story they could to see Nik’s reaction.
A guy who poisons a dog is scum and desserves to be alone for the rest of his life.
Nope, I made JV call the guy. He is hurting and I gave him a chance not to post.- nik
then I hope he gets some serious help! crazy!
This guy doesn’t love his wife. he tried to kill her dog in a disgusting and inhumane way and then disrespected her by jacking off to her sister. Nik, you have a wife. You know that’s f*cked up.
He loves himself more than he could ever love her. The marriage was doomed to fail. If he even remotely cares for her he will let her go. She deserves more than this dick hole.
My spank bank is on overdraft status so can someone please post a picture of the sister. She sounds hot.
Dude You F- K’d up big time !
who cares about the sisters picture .
You Tryed to Kill her Dog ! A$$hole. YES IT”S OVER .
Dude, you’re fu*ked up in the head. Doing stuff isn’t normal! Get help.
you disgust me. go seek professional help
Typical male dirty army huh?
What an IDIOT!!!
Everything that you said in your post not only makes you sound selfish but completely stupid. You are one of the stupidest people ever to walk the planet. I hope someone on here turns you in for animal cruelty and hey who knows you might be end up getting arrested for child porn you sick retarded ignorant f*ck.
Meredith and her entire family need to go into the witness protection program. The dude is a master level creeper.
Pussy!
Your a scumbag.
If I ever see you Hank I am going to beat the sh*t out of you. You crossed the line with both my sisters.
Hank she is never coming back leave our family the F*CK alone!
if this is really her brother, can we see a picture of your your youngest sister?
Time to start a new life bro….
Is that person serious about what he just confessed to???? This guy is BEYOND SICK!!!!!! Sick, Sick, Sick!!! You are the last thing on this earth I would ever want to be with after the unforgiveable sh*t you did, not once but twice! Obviously you didn’t learn the first time, you f*ck up again!! What are you crying for now??? Go back on your computer and JACK AWAY Buddy!!!! If she’s smart, she will NEVER come back!
DON’T FEEL BAD!!
you were just trying to not upset your wife when you KNEW you had to put the dog down!! If you had taken it to any vet they probably would have told you to do the same thing!!
and it’s no one’s business what you do in your bedroom/office.
you obviously really love your wife and i hope she realizes that soon!!
take care and good luck!!
What kind of veterinarian would EVER in their right mind recommend killing your elderly pet with rat poison? None! Also, it’s his wife’s business if he jacks it to her much younger sister’s family camping trip photo, that is sickening. You must be an idiot just like the poster.
I approve this post!
lol!
OMG!! What the fuk did i just hear
Jesus dude….why didn’t you just blow the dogs’s head off with a shotgun and F her mother since you were on such a roll!
Hell….I’d leave you…..and I think if the tables were turned you’d leave you.
But I have masturbated to my significant’s other’s sister (now ex signifiant other)…..I just wasn’t stupid enough to get caught.
lmao
PREACH!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the most fabricated post that I’ve seen on this site. Either Nik is a complete RAH tard and fell for this, or he is continuing to try to drive site traffic to his “touch of the downs” ridden bride. Stick to the stuff that makes sense, gets traffic and makes you money. This is douchetastic, “unless she brings me strawberry lemonade”. Waste of the DA’s time….
This guy needs to get reported to the authorities since he’s admitting to animal cruelty
Glad to see that some finally saw that this was totally fake crap in this post.
This post is just the typed lyrics of a Country And Western Song for sure.
Wake up sheeple! The Dirty is based in AZ! HELLO?! Straw cowboy hats and 2 wheel drive trucks for christs sake!
Whoa now! You forgot to mention us AZ folks legally carry concealed. Come visit and make fun of those straw hats and see what happens. I don’t know anyone who doesn’t carry.
BTW my 4 wheel drive F350 with the bull bumper will crush your Toyota Camry. Just sayin…
game set match.
Sick bastid. Your a complete waste of human life.
This whole story sounds to fake to be even close to real.
Nik, can we please get back to our roots? The daily self-help, most likely fake, pleas for help are better left for the lamas-richie page. just sayin’
completely hilarious, i pray that nik checked up on this cause i cant stop laughing
“Detectives still are investigating how Henry and Meredith Moseley spent money that they swindled from citizens in Lexington, Calhoun, Saluda and Sumter counties, Metts said. The couple has lived in a series of rental homes in recent years.”
Nik stay away from this couple. They are not good people.
I think this poster’s name is Hank…..not Henry.
maybe you are thinking of a different person?
vimeo.com/11058802
I doubt it’s the same couple. He’s too told to read the dirty.
stand up guy if ya ask me.. lol
Hopefully you finished
if the poor husky was so ill, why not take it to a vet for euthanasia while wifey wasnt home? and masturbating to her sister? WTF there are a million other naked women on the internet, 99% of whom are probably better looking. this guy is a friggin sicko – i hope wifey leaves him (but takes ALL his $$) ASAP.
Ewww. That guy is a creep.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! man first it was the lady who obama himself robbed(so the story goes) now this?!?!? lmao man some of the readers on this site r just plain sad.
first, if shes gone, go for the hot little sister.
second, u r sounding like such a lame right now its not funny, grow some balls and hire yourself a woman for the night, clearly if u were masturbating to a picture of another woman/girl, u need a side piece, even if its just for one night
third, why would u think it would be k to Dr Kevorkian a pet yourself? i think u have a problem, no sane human could poison an animal daily till its body finally would give up. I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY NIK DOESNT SEND THIS IN TO THE POLICE.
last, genius, i wonder how she is gonna react once she sees this embarrassing situation on a popular online forum. stupid ass.
im ok with this guy. great story!
Are you kidding me? This is the ‘dear nik’ crap that they tried to pull on that horrible lamas-ritchie site. Obviously no hits there so lets try it over here. That letter is bullsh*t. Nik, you had a great thing in this site and you are ruining it.
You are one PATHETIC weak poor excuse for a man.
You will probably wind up with very chapped lips with all the (A**) kissing you are doing.
Haven’t you learned yet that once a woman falls out of love thats it, its over, they only fall back in love on the movie screen. Your done move on and I can tell you this as sad as what you did this is NOT the real reason she wants you gone. A woman never tells the real reason EVER, she probably has somebody in the wings just waiting for your weak A** to get moving on.
Your Done, She Is Gone, Learn From What Happened.
Should’ve masturbated to a picture of the dog while dying….now that would have given you a chance…
Pro-tip – A quick, easy .22 to the base of the skull is much better than rat poison. Seriously, rat poison?…..
What a POS! I hope if Meredith comes back, it’s to piss and put rat poison in your strawberry lemonade!!!
Wow You are just as messed up as the person that submitted this Worthless
that story went great with the music. the only thing missing in that story was that they lived at the library. a library that was open at 3am.
Too bad Michael Vick and this assh*le couldn’t have been cell mates.
Wake up FOOL.
Once they go for ANY reason, they can NEVER come back.
All they will do is use you and humiliate you until Mr Right comes along.
This letter is sick and I can promise you it will do you zero good with her other than give her and her friends a good laugh about what a weakling you are.
Man Up move on and understand ANY contact you have with her at this point will be viewed by her (and rightfully so) As Begging.. And that is exactly what it would be.
U sick, sad, and stupid f*ck.. I hope u get poisoned n then decide to blow ur brains out. If I would have caught u trying to kill one of my dogs I would have beat u till u were hanging onto life by a thread. I don’t know u an I despise u.
@ Jack …. I will be stealing this “sick, sad, and stupid f*ck” for later use.
lol
All right, let me break it down to the sheep on this site:
1. This story is faker than a 3 dollar bill. As was the story about the homeless chick using the library internet to read thedirty…I swear, people these days are so gullible.
2. Lets assume for the sake of argument that this story was, in fact, not fabricated. It seems that something I call the “Michael Vick Phenomenon” has spread all over the place. All of a sudden, dog killing is the most horrific act a human being can do. There are way too many people killing OTHER HUMAN BEINGS for us to worry so much about this dude killing a dog, which by the way, he was doing for a NOBLE INTENT. He was trying to put the dog out of his misery, which is noble, it’s just that his technique left something to be desired.
3. Rubbing one out to your girl’s sister is not cheating…it’s not even a big deal. If this is the case, then every dude in America is cheating all the time. Sounds like this Meredith chick has a serious stick up her ass, and that the OP is better off without her. IF
…this story was in fact real, which it isn’t.
Actually it is real and Henry is a stand up guy. Mind your own business.
Well what upsets me the most is that u tried to poison the dog…really?!!? Ur a pussy. Why didn’t u act like a grown as man and TALK to ur WIFE about humanely putting the dog down…as in “Wifey I think the dog is suffering. I’ve noticed she can’t shit and piss correctly and I think maybe we should consider taking her to the VET!!!” And if she refuses then kindly inform her that u can’t take the dog out for awhile and u think she should…once it pisses and shits on her a couple times maybe she will see its past living an enjoyable life…douchebag. as for the jacking off…sucks u got caught…most guys do it (props for finding a “real” woman to look at while u jack…as opposed to the fake as women the majority of men do it to) blows ur wife caught u. Is she like 50 yrs old? Most women today get that men do that….shit most women do it. I doubt she returns. If she has told her whole family u don’t have a shot in helll of staying married…poisoning the fmly dog And blowing a load on her sisters face…nope…grounds for termination in her eyes. Good luck…maybe the sister is single?!
I HOPE YOUR WIFE DIVORCES YOU , YOU SICK PATHETIC F*CK! And then you rot a slow, sad, empty life.
Wait…so some of you think this is real? That’s the scary part.
really? your an idiot. not only the dog but than your jerking off to a pic of her little sister? 1) why do that when she’s home you idiot, who cares if she never comes in the office and 2) you should have atleast sent the pic into the site so we could all see what was worth ruining your marriage over.
You are disgusting. I hope she’s left you for good, perv.
Hahaha….
Damn, getting caught jerkin’ off to a pic of your wife’s sister? That’s awesome! Guess it’s gonna be a bit awkward asking your mother in law to email you this year’s family Christmas pics.
I want to party with this guy…
“Her Mom has not spoken to me since the incident and refuses to eat over at our house or try any of my wife’s yearly Christmas cookies. ”
Ok, this is the funniest thing I have read in a long long time.. truly made me laugh out loud!!!! That’s just gold man.
So did she take the blind dog that can’t walk or did she leave it w you
Fake story, but if it weren’t, I’d like to see that sister.
LOL white people care too much about dogs. probably because the dogs are better children than their own kids.
I wish somebody would mix poison pellets into this guy’s food!
@nik-story is made up. guy is laughing at you to others.
maharaj says:
“LOL white people care too much about dogs. probably because the dogs are better children than their own kids.”
umm? and blacks treat their children like dogs.
Why leave comments if 1 out of 10 get approved?
Poster is an idiot. Only dog that should die I’m this story is you.