THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just want to say you are my biggest idol. I have followed you since the beginning. I’m not as strong as you when it comes to women and that is why I’m reaching out for some DA guidance. I have a beautiful wife in my eyes. I adore her, she is my world Nik. Currently we are going through a rough patch. Six months ago she caught me mixing pest control poisoning in our dog’s food bowl. Before you get all crazy on me Nik please understand that our dog was a blind 13 year old husky who could barely walk. Everyday for the past year and a half I would have to pick up the dog to sh*t outside. The problem was if I didn’t get outside fast enough she would piss and sh*t all over me. This happened 85% of the time and I couldn’t take it anymore. As a husband I had to be happy and terminate the dog without my wife knowing, but me being an idiot I thought my wife was sleeping and she watched me pour the poison pellets into the food. It took me three months to win her back since the dog Roxy was in her life before me. Her Mom has not spoken to me since the incident and refuses to eat over at our house or try any of my wife’s yearly Christmas cookies. Anyway that drama has past and now I have a new HUGE problem. I work from home on my computer and rarely does my wife come into the office unless she makes me strawberry lemonade. I actually don’t think she has ever used a computer since we have been married. She is a bookworm. Man I f*cked up Nik. The other day she must of been looking for something and stumbled into my office and caught me masterbating to a picture of her sister from a camping trip we went on last summer. She screamed and immediately called her sister yelling at her thinking we were doing it. Her sister just turned 19 and is still a virgin with a very mature body. So Nik I haven’t spoken to my wife and I have no idea where she is. Nobody in her family will answer my phone calls. I have cried all weekend brother and I need your advice. Do you think it is over? Did I ruin my life Nik? I know I’m being a pussy right now but I love my wife and want her back home. Meredith if by some chance on God’s green earth you are reading this I LOVE YOU. Please come home.
Meredith, you are jumping the gun. True love is hard to find in this world and your husband truly loves you. So what… he masturbated to your sister, she tastes the same as you anyway. Don’t ruin two lives over snail trails on your computer screen.- nik