THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Have you ever heard of a girl who brags about having sex with over 100 guys before she even turned 18? Well if you feel like meeting her, her name is Adri “mother fuckin” Johnson. You may have already met her best friend, Hayley, who has already made it onto the dirty, but Adri considers herself the head bitch in charge. Wichita has never seen more of a disgrace than this girl. She never ceases to show off her tongue ring and it may be a little hard to understand her when she talks due to the balls that are constantly in her mouth- she must have sucked a few too many. If you ever find yourself at a party with Adri watch out. She will brag about drinking more than anyone, yet she is the one tripping over herself after four beers. She can’t go to a party without getting in a fight with some “bitch” – whether it be screaming at the person from across the lawn because she is too pussy to confront them, or threatening to “beat her face in”. I have never met a girl more hated or trashy, but the question is, have you?
Does some guy always try and stick their greg in her face while she’s on the can?- nik