David Claims He Is One Of Michael Jackson’s Illegitimate Children
Posted in Newport, The Dirty | December 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this tool is David Nance. I met this pervert about 3 weeks ago at a club in Orange County. He claims that he is an illegitimate son of Michael Jackson and a TV network is currently in the works for developing a reality series for his piece of sh*t rap group Pompous Pack. It should be called Penis Pack because they hold their mic’s like two way dildos. We had a few drinks and then he and his friends invited us back to their place to party and what was weird is he was really excited about showing me all his Michael Jackson memorabilia that his supposed dad had left him. When we got there I only had 2 drinks before and they poured me one… I must have been ruffied because I passed out and the last thing I remember is him wearing a sparkly white glove. When I woke up I didn’t know where I was for a minute. When I came to on the sofa David was sitting on the floor naked watching a video of us having sex and he was still wearing the glove!!! He had a hidden camera. Who knows how many girls this creep has gotten on video without their knowledge. He had a bookshelf full of tapes and told me if I told anyone no one would believe me and said “I’m Michael Jackson’s son you can’t touch me!” Nik, Please warn the entire world of this dread locked predator so this doesn’t happen again!
The real question is, what did you have to do to him or his body in the morning to get your Sex Tape erased/trashed?- nik
Suburban Black says:
Dang I went to high school with this dude. La Sierra High School.
to Suburban Blackwow says:
Sure looks like a nance. Was he a Nancy back in high school too?? ahahahaha
to wowCeeJay says:
This is probably the stupidest thing I’ve ever read on the dirty. There is NO WAY this is true. If it was, you would be calling the police, not nik richie.
to CeeJayOfficer Dangle says:
Nik Richie has brought, and will continue to bring people to justice.
to Officer DangleAnonymous says:
What a sick fck. These are the reasons I like this site. So I can spit on these sickos if I ever see them in public.
to AnonymousMs. Amused (CPL) says:
How about maybe instead of whining like a little bitch call the COPS!!!! Morons like you get exactly what you ask for. Im guessing you were in some club wearing a trashy little dress. Here’s a little news tip princess. ALL men are going to treat a women no better than she is dressed. Dress like a hoe, expect ot be treated like one.
to Ms. Amused (CPL)bint says:
Im alllll against girls dressy trashy!!! I think it is nasty and horrible, but no girl deserves to be raped or attacked no matter what. However girls for real learn how to dress.
to bintHowever the story sounds a little fishy, looks like some girl who got dissed and wants to get back at someone cause if that really did happen she really should be at a police station!
Anonymous says:
what do you mean a dress? If this dudes related to michael jackson then its definitly a boy that wrote this story.
to AnonymousBlueEyedSweetie says:
ya know thats the problem right there. Telling someone they got what the deserve. If you got raped and someone said you had it coming i bet you would be hurt deeply. NO ONE deserves rape EVER!!!! I mean ya i hope this girl reported it to the cops. But either way its not her fault that there are genuinely sick individuals out there.
to BlueEyedSweetieRobin says:
I was going to say the same thing. Only whores go back to a guy’s place the night she meets him at a club. What did you expect? To be treated with respect? And yeah, why didn’t you call the cops immediately? YOu probably believed him and thought he’d wife you up and when he tossed you aside, you got even with this post.
to Robinboston bad boy says:
i agree 100%,if you look like a whore,act like a whore,leave with a dude you just met like a whore,guess what your a whore!
to boston bad boyparking lot pimpin says:
Looks like Milli Vannili’s test tube baby!!!
to parking lot pimpintoothy says:
If you dont call the police your an idiot. Im sure they could tell you were passed out in the video.
to toothyKos-Omak says:
Oh ya another $2 hoe caliming to be “passed out”
to Kos-OmakThink Rationally says:
You should’ve gone to the police, not the dirty. Disgusting.
to Think RationallyAmber says:
Um maybe don’t go home with a guy you just met honey, then it won’t happen.
to AmberDetective Peter Pan says:
What would you do if you were promised everything? A trip to Neverland, a chance to meet Bubbles, huh?? That’s what I THOUGHT!
to Detective Peter PanAnonymous says:
I know this guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAHahahhaa!!! I grew up with him! hahahahaha!!!! He is NOT Michael Jackson’s son! He doesn’t even know WHO his dad is! He is a complete poser. He was married AND has a daughter!
I don’t blame him for video taping you. Who goes home with a guy after a bar/club and hooks up? Act like a ho, get treated like one.
to Anonymouslovinthedirty says:
Dude look like a ladyyyyyyy
to lovinthedirtyAnonymous says:
omg this is david del scorcho who tried to use his magic on me like a tornado! the price is wrong biotch!!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
“must have been roofied”
your a lying slut
to AnonymousReally tho says:
lol basically, she’s a whore who believed his dumbass story- then regretted it after she fked him.
to Really thoKos-Omak says:
So your a Whore who met a douche bag but he was still able to bang you within a few hours..bahhahahhaaa…i’m sure he’s the one laughing at the end sweet cheeks!
to Kos-Omakmalpe ridge degenerate says:
i think u got what u deserved. A good raping!
to malpe ridge degenerateC.G.A says:
i think thats 5 years in jail. however, i have a few questions. Firstly, did he finger bang you with the glove? Was Beat it playing in the background?
to C.G.AOfficer Dangle says:
I think that jacket in the bottom pic is one of the original ones from Captain E.O.
to Officer DangleStacey says:
This post is complete BS. I am surprised it is on the dirty.
to StaceyDr. Conrad Murray says:
Mr. Nance a.k.a “Dave Del Scorcho” appears to be suffering from Vitaligo just has his father Michael.
to Dr. Conrad MurrayThe Purple Dragon says:
Locks Of Love is what I see when I look in your eyes David Nancy.
to The Purple DragonRemember when I tucked it back, you didn’t care, you opened my crack.
I took you in you were so great, your big puprle is what my butt ate.
You fed me full of Scorcho power, I need you now, how about in an hour.
I’ll last for days and days we will go, until your dreads unlock and freely flow.
Smitty-AZ says:
Great Poem!
to Smitty-AZThe Purple Dragon says:
Thank you
to The Purple Dragonsuburban white says:
yo suburban black, so have you ever met his folks or heard about his claim of being MJ’s illegitimate son?
to suburban whitedude says:
wow i hope this is not true
to dudeTrish says:
If you people honestly believe this is real there’s no hope for this world.
to TrishBlueEyedSweetie says:
did no one listen to the fact she woke up not knowing where she was???
to BlueEyedSweetieReally tho says:
Did you not realize that she never mentions calling the cops or filing a police report?
to Really thoashley says:
oh my gosh, amber you re probably single and alone&mr amused you ve ruffied girls in your life. this guy is SICK! he deserves horrible things. nik thanks for putting him on blast! and let s get some more intel so we can warn more ppl about this nasty pervv!
to ashleyGroovy says:
If this is true she needs to press charges. That shi happened to me when some frat guys were pledging. Luckily I had a REALLY good friend in the club and she got some guys she went to school with to threaten to beat the d-bags up if they didn’t put me down (They were carrying me out of the club passed out).
I think that the people that manufacture ruffies should add a coloring agent to it. It would cut down on a lot of date rape.
to GroovyReally tho says:
If this were true, you would have gone to the police, not thedirty.com.
to Really thomwoww (CPL) says:
Here is the problem with a lot of responses to posts like this. We’re all supposed to state our opinions honestly and openly, but making assumptions that someone is lying when it comes to something like rape is a little rash. I agree that many girls dress super f*ckin slutty when they go out these days, and it isn’t smart to go home with someone the first night, even if you just intend to hang out. Here’s a question for the guys though, and this is pretty classic: why is a girl a whore when she goes home with someone from the club, and guys get a thumbs up and a pat on the back for takin someone home with them? Some women bring these opinions and standards upon themself by the way they dress and their demeanor, but not all girls are the same, and NO ONE “DESERVES” to be raped. If you’re going to make assumptions, maybe assume that if it’s true she has called the cops. Until then, stand for what the Dirty Army is supposed to stand for and put this ass hole on blast and get some intel.
to mwoww (CPL)Anonymous says:
fake story
to AnonymousBlueNile says:
“He claims that he is an illegitimate son of Michael Jackson …”
In a manner of speaking, he is announcing to the world that he is a bastard. That’s appropriate.
to BlueNileAnonymous says:
All I know for a fact is
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
I know this douche. Doubt he would ever drug or rape a anyone!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Bahahahaha this story is ridiculous….and so obviously fake. Actually it’s sad this was even posted to the dirty… It makes me question the quality of other posts.
to Anonymousbutt buddy says:
Not all of it is fake! This guy doez like to act like a pornstar in a porno flick, directed and videotaped by himself! I’ve seen his collection.
to butt buddyrockstar says:
This posting is SOOOO fake, really it makes me wonder about the legitimacy of the dirty. There is a difference in putting people on blast because they need to be, and this flat out BS. Joking about being raped is not funny or a valid to “get back” at someone because you didn’t get what you wanted. NIK you should be doing some quality control. This is your business and website and at the end of the day it represents you, and right now your representing some national enquirer grade sh****T.
Some breezy out there is pissed because David had your dumbass on rotation, end of story and the reason behind this sorry one. Girls like you should know your roll, get on with your life psycho.
to rockstarNuckels says:
Ummm it’s ‘role’ not ‘roll’, sh1t for brains.
to NuckelsMichael Jacksons' illegitimate son Ahh Hee Whoo! says:
I didn’t ruffie you! Do you want to see the sextape again? You were riding me and calling me Tito, and kept asking where is bubbles? I want to blow bubbles! And No, i never take off the glove, well, only when the pointer figer gets brown. Ahh Hee Whoo!
to Michael Jacksons' illegitimate son Ahh Hee Whoo!El terrible says:
In that last picture he loooks like a black version of CARROT TOP!
to El terribleI read brail outloud says:
Loooook @ this coneheaded looking motha. I think during birth the Dr. left the vacuum on the dome too long. And the middle pic clearly shows he has a touch of the downs. The fact the he used Michael Jackson as a story only shows that this man not only has an exceptional sense of style (see pic 3) as well as amazing taste in music. R.I.P MJ
to I read brail outloudchelsea says:
Sonya Nance, you’re psycho.
to chelseaAnonymous says:
funny how sonya didn’t write this.. hahaha if she did it would be legit! what’s psycho is a pervert with a collection of sex tapes that video tapes himself having sex with girls soo girls watch out he is a predator maybe not a rapist but def not someone you want to go home with!
to AnonymousYou're a La Sierra Slut says:
Chelsea get a life. You look like a lesbian. Why are you still single? Are you waiting for David or Mario to fall for your amazon ass? Not gonna happen, you giant over grown groupie.
to You're a La Sierra Slutchelsea says:
bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. don’t be mad cause david doesn’t like you. grow up and maybe he’ll reconsider one day.
to chelseabutt buddy says:
You have no idea what you’re talking about or who you’re talking to! Don’t you have more important things to then sit and agrue about something that has nothing to do with you and that you know soooooooo little about! Get a life. David prolly has ya in his collection too slut !!!
to butt buddychelsea says:
oh, i’m sorry. i meant to say Davids’s cousin, Desiree whatever the fck your name is, I don’t know it cause you were too damn ugly in high school for me to pay attention to. Grow some balls and put your real name on here if you’re that hardcore!!! kick rocks. And Jared it’s good to know you still have a man-crush on David
to chelseaJaryd (SGT) says:
(This was brought to my attention, I don’t address this issue usually but I felt like it today, it might be the Redbull) Chelsea, I’m sure your a 9.5 easily. Unfortunately, I don’t know you, I have never met you. You have never been graced with my presence. So, this is your chance to stop now. I possess certain skills, I’ll find out everything from your credit score to the results of your last gynecological exam, to how many cavities you have to when you had your last bowel movement. K. Got it. Done. Glad we can now move on.
As for David… I’m a gentleman, I’d ask for a date by now if I had a man-crush, I’m what you might call a go-getter. I like the guy, haven’t spoke to him in YEARS… a little upset I’ve never been invited to a performance tho. But that’s the extent of my involvement here. And that’s that.
Happy holidays from the Dirty Army!
Jaryd (SGT)
to Jaryd (SGT)Anonymous says:
Jaryd you’re amazing! For the record Chelsea you dumb bitch I never went to la Sierra and I didn’t involve u or anyone so go away. K have a nice day
to AnonymousColleen says:
Sonya grow up and let David go!
to ColleenA girl says:
Girls, never neglect your drink. EVERRR. Take it with you to the bathroom, etc. etc. I don’t know if this story is true or not, but WATCH YOUR DRINK PLEASE PLEASE! And that doesn’t mean I blame the girl…
to A girlThe Purple Dragon - Wants YOUR Butt says:
David Nance you piece of CRAP! Your a dirty cheater, I fell into your trap.
to The Purple Dragon - Wants YOUR ButtYou said you wanted, you loved my tube, so I let you take it, without any lube.
You reached around and gave me mine. I’ll never forget that beautiful time.
I call you “Scorcho” because I care. I want to be honest, I hate your hair.
I knew your dad from when I was young Mr. Jackson was hung like is son.
The Purple Dragon says:
Del Scorcho, don’t get upset baby THEY’RE ALL HATERS!!! You’ll always be my one glove wearing rhine stoned cowboy. I remember when we went to the movies (it was early because you’ll only pay for a matinee ticket) we saw “This is It”. I held your hand…. for once I saw your true emotions. You sang along to every song, it was soooo cute. You probably don’t remember but when the opening scene started you said quietly “papa?” I held back my tears. P.S. You can come spit on my microphone anytime. And just remember to BEAAAAAAAT ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
to The Purple DragonAnonymous says:
purple dragon youre fricken amazing!
to Anonymoushaha says:
Yeah right! I doubt this is really what happened. This bitch probably tried gettin at him and he wasnt havin it, so she got mad and posted him on thedirty
to hahaI love purple dragon says:
You’re AWESOME!!!! LOVE.
to I love purple dragonEric Dangerhouse Barnes says:
i love mens butts
to Eric Dangerhouse BarnesThe Purple Dragon says:
Dangerhouse… You+Me+Gary Schmarry? ummmm did someone say banana sandwich?
to The Purple DragonColleen says:
I am davids aunt and this posting was put here by davids jealous psycho ex-wife. It’s all. Lies and david should sue her for slander . Have some balls Sonya and put your name to it. The ex is jealous because David found someone great and she is trying to ruin the relationship.
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