THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Tara Tolbert, she is one of the worst mothers in Athens, Ga. She has been in and out of rehab, lost custody of her 2 year old daughter. She used to get so fcked up at the pool taking xanax and drinking that she didn’t even know where she was. She would also have sex in parked cars in the apartment complex parking lot and then go downtown and get shitfaced, falling all over herself and making out with random dudes. Real classy right? And where is her daughter during all of this? Who knows. Oh yeah she is also one of those girls that tells you she is preggo when you try to break up with her and when you do finally get her off your dick what does she do? Sleep around with all of your friends to complete the circle. I’m sure she will go far in life. PS- Nik, would you?
Answer: no, I’d rather take the purple crayon and thats saying a lot.