THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m so glad you have decided to revive Chesticles, personally I don’t know why but I love her and her body. I think she is amazing and one of the hottest woman on planet earth. Have you ever met her in person? Is her skin soft as it looks? I’d probably marry her if I ever had the chance.
Let’s be honest you only want to marry her because of her chest… you know you can buy those things for like 6k and mount them on your body. It could save you a lot of money and headache. The best part is that you can rub it out to yourself whenever you want for free.- nik