THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this here is Jennifer G. She’s from Michigan and I honestly think she’s flawless. So I’ve been wondering what you think and would you? I haven’t met one person that doesn’t agree with me when we say she is the hottest thing around.
Answer: No, I am not a child molester and even if she is 18 it looks too tight for my taste.
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Of course she is from Michigan
More blonde haired, blue eyed beauties there than anywhere else
wrong Texas has the hottest breed around. nothing but blonde hair and blue eyes and plus twos. She looks like a young texas girl!
I’m from Michigan, I go to Michigan and we do NOT have more blonde hair, blue eyed beauties than anywhere else. What we do have is more fat, nasty, pig women who think their god’s gift and should get everything in the world than anybody else. That’s why I date a girl from down south.
Noone has mentioned the top of her is huge. It looks like she is at a carnival and looking in one of the funky mirrors. Something is wrong the size and shape of her head.
I’d like to smoke that happy weed the poster is smoking. She has tons of flaws. Start with the Bump-it square-hair and the fishlips myspace face. I’m too tired to type the rest.
Don’t forget about wayyy too much makeup, also armpit issues. I can’t believe nik didn’t spot that one!
Nik I have stood on the sidelines for much too long…..and without a doudt I categorically disagree. She is so smashable. I respect you for not wanting to moleste a child, thats comendable…..but if she is 18 ….”man the torpedos!!!”
Have to disagree with Nik on this one—can’t be too thin, too rich…or too tight!
i wanna c#m all over her face and t!ts
this girl is hot whats her full name
creeper.
Does she live in Ann Arbor? go blue!
Square face and part midget. Too anorexic, plus twos would help a lot when she’s older
her head is too big for her frame.
blah….she wears to much concealer…..she looks like a skinny cabbage patch doll. I am sure any guy would fck her thats not a problem for most girls but not as hot as this person is making her out to be…..
why do all girls make that stupid face….it’s not hot!!!
She’s hot, no question. I’ll take the molestation chances, its 16 legal age in Canada anyways.
She’s a 10.
so would your cell mate.
idiot.
This 2nd picture was all over Craigslist offering webcam shows for a long time… she has to be a scam!
why were you searching that? pig
Touche ^^^^
the last picture her hair looks like a Pomeranian dog, lol.. and she looks 10.
im surprised you didn’t say that she is super photoshopped, has fake contacts, and looks like a bobble head with WAAY to much foundation caked on.
I agree! I also can’t stand that ugly fishlips face. It’s just not cute.
She looks like one of those skinny and petite types.
She just looks too young. Once u start down that path you will end up parked in your car outside the high school tennis courts taking photos with ur iPhone.
sounds like you have some personal experience.
she looks like she is 15
My whole family is from Mi, but this peach doesnt look like she has fur!!!
Walmart Wolverine
We shop @ whole foods… sorry
Fake eyes, fake hair, fake fish lips smile, fake tits…NOT. Her head seems to big for her body.
More pics! I like this one.
why are you posting pics of children on your site Nic?
Wow, you really lost a HUGE amount of respect over this one.
ok morality police, i doubt shes actually underage, she probably just looks young.
morality police? Seems like a legitimate view to me.
Go back to hanging out at the high schools looking for a new notch in your belt Mr. lack of morals.
She is a cam girl. She goes on Cam4 wearing go go outfits. Got some great screen captures
you guys bare dumb, this bi*ch is ugly as fck!
Duck Face Killa!
How much?
Photoshop is for liars!!!!!!!!!!! Those pictures glow of photoshop. She probably is covered in zits and has contacts. I bet she is like a 3.6587 in real photos.
pretty sure this is a scam because I have a girl on my facebook friends list w/ these same pictures & she’s not from michigan…supposedly she dated a friend of mine
her name is Jennifer greenwood.
shes Myspace famous.
Google her.
shes from Michigan.
YOUR FRIEND DATED A FAKE. lmfao
that’s why you don’t date on Facebook
she is a dime a dozen….cute but not flawless..Honestly she looks better natural instead of making those dumb faces that dumb ass girlz do with there lips.. not cute
SERIOUSLY? there are 8342302 fake profiles with THESE pictures on them. be careful, she’s probably fake.
look up Kaily Bias its same chick pics diff name i smell something fishy!!!
This girl is faked all over the internet. She used to be a “site model”. Just search Jennifer Greenwood on facebook..thousands of fake profiles come up.
shes NOT REAL! there are several fake profiles on facebook and myspace with these same photos. one of the fake profiles “dated” this guy Zach Rickoff for several months. That profile said she was from arkansas.. but they never met. and then other profiles with the same photos started showing up.
Hate to sound like a broken record but “dime a dozen whore” been there seen that slut. She is not special. I thought myspace was for self promotion??
This broad is Keilly Bias from minisota they got her as shannemoores on HornyMatch she keeps pissing off dudes thinking she’s all that so some dude or dudes or chic is getting back at her for acting like a slut by posting these unles its her little girl way of messing with people the one on HorneyMatch says she’s from LA and is 22. Keilly hang in there or if this is you hang out little titty
she has tons of fakes but her name is actually jenny greenwood, not sure if she’s 18 yet but she’s a senior in high school in michigan
First of all.. Michigan only accepts Trolls.. this girl goes to beauty school
Secondly why hasn’t anyone noticed that she has a BLANKET in her car?! Who keeps Blankets in their backseat?
I call Walmart Wolverine..
THIS IS THE HOTTEST GIRL IV EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE U PEOPLE ARE JUST STUPID AND TRYING TO BE MEAN CUZ YOUR JEALOUS
I have her real facebook, she dated a friend of mine she’s really pretty and super nice too.
Listen up you stupid f*cks ; This girl is JENNIFER GREENWOOD. Ya’ll don’t know shit; Who gives a fuck if she ” Cakes ” on the make up. Usually the pretty ones do , but the ugly ones sit around not covered up. Yeah , shes skinney , so what ? i have the same body shape. Her head isnt to big for the fucking body ; it’s a picture you cant go off that. You all remind me of people who have no life talking sh*t about an innocent girl who has never met any of you. You don’t know shit about her , so stop talking shiiit . kayy?(:
You all are talking shit about flaws? Everyone has flaws stfu and really your all fat ugly fucks talking shit on the net to make your own selfasteem feel better in real life I bet your all fucking grosss as fuckkk