THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Kayla she is 23 years old, and has been engaged more times than I can count. But don’t marry her because she will cheat on you in a gas station bathroom. Sucks to have such a pretty face but be so ugly on the inside. She had to go off and join the air force and move away because she cant seem to keep her legs closed in California. In the words of T Swift herself, stealing other people’s toy on the playground won’t make you any friends….so Nik would you???
Shes knows shes only gunna get worse, she has to lock somebody down in her prime cause nobody will wanna sleep with her once she looks like a man.- nik