THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s Ashly R. Her hobbies include spreading her legs and talking shit because she has no life. Ashly likes to skank around in outfits that are barely there and three sizes too small because she thinks she’s a hot gogo dancer. Everyone that goes to raves does drugs. that’s why they say you’re pretty, Ashly! She has thunder thighs, and her teeth are super fcked up. She always smells like cat pee? A friend of mine saw her coming out of the free clinic last week – watch out men of Wichita, this one’s infected.
Answer: No, I don’t go near with girls with issues (colored hair) or ones who can make themselves look pregnant.