Taking Back Sunday’s Matt Rubano Needs To Man Up- Day 1



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Im hooking up with a very popular rockStar Matt Rubano from Taking Back Sunday and I was using his laptop and came across all these pictures of this stupid girl who I come to find out is girl Ex-Girlfriend Elle. I was so mad and frustrated because he told me he is over his ex and only wants to be with me and only me. Well I show these pictures to my friends and someone told me that she is a dirty celeb on your website, I had never heard of TheDirty but after logging on I was hooked and found out Elle goes by Brock’s Chick Ex-BFF. I’m going to send you 3 pictures of her and him every day until Matt puts a ring on my finger and stops playing these games. The pictures will only get more and more graphic, I even saved the ones of them having oral sex and sex. I’m Dirty Army from now on Nik. Thank you and I’m going to keep these coming every day, I’m not kidding around.
I can’t wait until tomorrow.- nik







I’d like to see a picture of you!!! You sound crazy n jealous.
Wow. This girl who submitted this is truly delusional! First off, this guy is not a “rock star,” as I have no clue who the heck he is. Second, the girl is more enamored with her idea that he is “famous,” and all she cares about his “having a ring on her finger,” which makes her a superficial, classless skank with no identity and no self worth. Girl, get a clue, he will NEVER “put a ring on your finger,” he’s in the process of running far away from you, you classless stalker-skank.
Why do you want to marry him if you can’t trust him ? I am sure you are better than black mailing someone to marry you ! Just keep putting up the pictures but as for him I would give him the ultimate punishment and make him come begging you back then keep the ring and really think if this is who you really want to be with forever ? Marriages have a 50% chance to start with, don’t be with someone who is lying to you once a liar always a liar ! Wish you the best
if his is the man you *really* love, YOU would woman up and talk to him instead of basically blackmailing him. This is not going to make any man put a ring on a finger, i hope he dumps you and posts pictures of you on the internet.
LOLLLL. From a girl’s point of view…. sweetheart, just get rid of him. Acting like a psycho is no way to get a guy to put a ring on your finger, and why would you want to be married to a liar anyway? YES, releasing private pictures you stole from his computer is psycho and vindictive. The only thing you’re going to get is a restraining order.
You sound like a dumbass. What makes you think in your delusional mind that he will put a ring on it if you’re going to post all his dirty pics with his ex?!? Matter of fact what makes you think he’s going to marry you at all??? You’re showing a lot of insecurites and I’m sure in due time that will turn him off if it hasn’t already.
On another note– Are you sure you’re not a groupie? Because why would it matter if you’re dating a “rockstar”. I know him being in the band of TBS is a turn on but, if his fame didn’t mean anything to you, you wouldn’t even mention the fact he’s in a popular band. Not just that but he can totally sue you for what you’re doing and even sue this site! And it’s pretty clear that this is Nik’s hobbie and not his jump to diss people because if a law suit comes his way there is NO WAY he can afford it. So think about it before you do it and jump off his nuts! You sound OBSESSED and a groupie!
Not his **job** not jump! My bad!
Holy crap. She is a total one eye side face. From the front she is the queen of tranny cholas. NIK! how could you lead us on to believe she was actually hot. Im upset by this.
That’s it. Blackmail & embarass him into marrying you. That will last. There’s no way he will cheat on you after this. I’m sure he is picking out a ring right now. I can’t wait until the next chick he slays puts your pictures up here. Dumbass.
Yeah, this is why you don’t stick your dick in crazy.
Sounds like BS. However, if this is true, proves the point, most sloots are blackmailing bitches. The poster is a fairy tale winner. I never understood why they want to pry into cell phones, laptops, wallets, ect. Even if the guy was cheating they blame the other sloot…..LMAO…
That’s an awesome way to get a guy to put a ring on you, you psychopath. Why don’t you just dump the tool…
Why on earth would any guy, let alone a rock star, put a ring on your finger given you are: snooping through their personal stuff, very insecure / jealous, and blackmailing him for an engagement. With that kind of foundation, your relationship has “long-term” written all over it.
Fingers crossed he will kick you to the curb and you will without a doubt beg him to take you back. See, when it comes to blackmail, you need leverage. The chick in a chick-rockstar relationship has zero leverage. It sucks, but it is the truth. There is a long line of younger, hotter women ready and willing to take your spot. Even terrible cover bands pull tail.
Good luck with your extortion. I have no doubt with actions like these, you two will have a long life filled with bliss and love. Maybe, next time you will take your advice from someone smart and not the stupid Beyonce song, “Single Ladies”.
You my friend are a psycho! He don’t need to put a ring on your finger he needs a restraining order!
Matt better hurry with the restraining order. I have a feeling we’ll get a closer look at your greatness soon. You really have too much nerve to throw Elle out there like this when she did NOTHING to you. She’s pretty & almost has to have more class than you.
Yes hun, do her & us a favor & send more while you’re licking your bitter jealous wounds.
I Dont think hes going to put a ring on it once he finds out what you’ve done!
one hell of a way to get engaged! classic stuff. now this is old school dirty…..we miss the old nik! we want him back. maybe, just maybe we’ll get him back……now that there’s no more ari flippin’ golden posts (thank GOD for that)…and there’s less and less garbage from the losers in nik’s office….maybe just maybe we’re gettin’ back to the good ol’ days of this site.
If you are hot enough, maybe he will keep pictures of you too when you are broken up.
F*cking psycho, this is why he won’t commit to you. lol, dumb sloot.
Tomorrow’s gonna be a great day.
matt isn’t even in TBS anymore he was asked to leave about a year ago. You should have posted these pictures then when he still had a future, no you’re going to get nothing out of it.
I call bullshiz.! Who blackmails a guy into a marriage proposal? LOL
Either way, I love Elle and I look forward to seeing more pix!
I’d piston-pound that putty-hole till her eyes fell out her head.
Yea, cause that tatic will surely get you a ring…. dumb sloots
My theory is that Matt Rubano sent these pics. IDk
the girlfriend who sent in the pictures seems like a desperate twat- if hes not putting a ring on your finger & you think he’s still messing around with this chick then LEAVE him. the best you can do is send in pictures of this girl who is probably hotter than you anyways?
pathetic
You’re a psycho bitch.
Good pics, but perhaps judging by the last pic, I’ve been falsely assuming all this time that Pauly Shore is forgy?
Someone from this nothing band decided to try a little marketing stunt. You people are sheep. Bahhh. I do have one question. Are the folks at this website taking cash for the ad or do they just like the content.
typical female antics
You said you were “hooking up” with the guy, not dating him.
Sorry about your shtty luck but this is not going to change anything. Some guys are scum bags. Why not focus your attention to yourself?
That ring will be on your finger is about 3 days. Nice play!
The third picture looks like the dude is photoshoped into it. There are probably no other pics.
2nding this – the shadows behind his arm give it away.
agreed. His hand isn’t going with the groove of her body; just sorta propped on top.
i bet the girl in these pics posted this scrit, no girl is THIS dumb…
Marriage extorsion? This is criminal.
LMAO
Hmmm…sounds very suspicious. My thoughts…which are echoed by most commenters on here…I bet she looks ten times better than you. You’re insanely jealous. You’re psycho. He’s not a “rock star.” You’re just a delusional golddigger. When he sees this, you’re fu*ked. And GET A LIFE!!!
You guys are all missing the point! We might get to see this dime piece’s boobies tomorrow!
To the girl who posted this:
My schedule is open tomorrow between 9:30 and 10:30 MST. Please post the new pictures before then so I can enjoy some “me time”.
crazy girl…. you need help!
I am guessing that he dumped you at this point cause nobody who is sane would put up with your psycho nonsense. And for the record, Matt Rubano is not in TBS and has not been since the end of March. You are nuts and stupid and not even very good at being a rockstar groupie.
Self post by Elle for sure, she’s been off the map forever and still has her little girl to support
this
Why would someone post themselves on this site? It’s all bashing and sh*t talking.
I think Pam on the office said it best last thursday “I dont know any successful marriages that begin with an ultimatum” Then again its probably a self-post. Honestly, why use a guys sex pix to get him to commit?
Uhh, he quit TBS in March…
this chick has a face like toucan sam
YES! I love this!
It inspires me to be even a crazier girlfriend than I already am!!!!!!
lol this guy doesnt need to care about nude pics.. he doesnt have the kind of job that requires worry
Blackmailing your boyfriend into marrying you sounds pretty psycho, poor guy
Lol – this has got to be bullsh*t!
Matt- Honey dump this diffusional bitch. She doesn’t want a ring, she wants your money. Come meet a down to earth, makes her own money and responsible sane woman like me.
Any ways chicka you need some prozac and some one on one therapy.
He isn’t even in tbs anymore…sooo…not only are you a pscho, you’re delusional
why is everybody complaining!? brocks chick is about to make her return to the dirty! lighten up people and enjoy the show!
It’s not pictures of Brock’s Chick that she’ll be posting. They’ll be of her friend, Elle. Hardly a BC comeback.
Taking Back Sunday? Is that like easy listening pseudo-rock or something?
Also, really? Really? You are hanging on the words of a “rock star?
HA!
Self post.
And Taking Back Sunday!?!?!? Way to aim for the stars lady.
Whoever posted this is retarted.. don’t you know ppl have ways of getting IP addresses these days?? There is very little you can get away with online.. no one seems to realize that. I think Matt should take LEGAL action
They could only get the IP address if Nik gives it up.. which is highly doubtful. As far as the legal action is concerned, dude may have a case especially if the pics were never posted on the internet (a case against his (probably ex) girlfriend – not The Dirty.
The IP address is not as useful as you think unless its a dynamic one. So carry on….
@A-non I think you mean a STATIC one. A DYNAMIC IP address changes.
Dynamic means “changes” dipshi, and even if it was, the lease time of the IP is still recorded to who it was leased to in a record which can be retrieved. So, don’t carry on…
I think posting something calling someone retarded and spelling it wrong makes you, well, retarded.
you think hes gonna marry you now psycho??
ROFL
the girl in the bottom pic is not the same chick as the top two. her names heather and shes not brocks chicks ex bff
you’re a dumbass. that is obviously elle, that “coy” hand covering her big nose. also, nice self post.
any wonder how alllll those fotos of her end up when you type in google. she put them out herself. who’s to say shes grown up any? still doesnt take care of her kid.
According to wikipedia, Matthew Rubano isn’t even in Taking Back Sunday anymore.
Yeah cause that’s a totally legit and useful site!
Actually it is. lol @ you.
actually its not people can write anything on wikipedia. ANYTHING.
well i say we all stop telling her what an obvious psycho she is and wait it out, cause im dying to see the described pictures exist
I really hope this is bs, because knowing there are chicks out there that are this crazy would scare the sh*t out of me. Blackmailing a dude to get him to marry you? Yeah, that’s a great way to start off a marriage. Plus, he’s hardly a rock star, and he’s not even in the band anymore. Way to screw your way to the middle, honey.
OOOh good plan honey! He’s totally going to marry a possessive, jealous girl who looks through his personal things! Guys love being blackmailed into marriage lol. He should get a restraining order on your delusional ass.
I call selfpost.. who would really do this to get a ring, no one in their right mind would marry someone like this. I bet it is the jealous ex gf posting this.
You said it yourself, you’re “hooking up” with him, not dating him. Two very different things. Don’t kid yourself into thinking that he is going to marry you, that’s just sad. I’m sure that you’re just one of many chicks that he is boning.
Her credibility went out the window when she used ‘popular band’ and ‘taking back sunday’ in the same sentence. TBS has been irrelevant since 2006. NEXT.
My guess? This is a self-post from Elle herself. She doesn’t like the girl that Matt is currently dating and is trying to stir the pot between those two. NO GIRL is this dumb to try and get a guy to marry her. Nice try Elle!
Also- who the heck took that last pic?? What kind of freaky shiat were these two into?
Honestly if I was him..I’d end it. Also before you go dating a “rockstar” shouldn’t you always double check to see if their stories check out. Or did he not mention he was no longer in the band. Also..before jumping to conclusions..double check the time stamp on the pics..for the most part..they will tell you when it was taken.
Besides..rockstar status or not..if you truly care for him..shouldn’t matter his status. If this was a test on whether or not he can trust you..well you just failed!
No man will want a possessive psycho blackmailing bitch such as yourself.
Matt if you read this..RUN ..DONT LOOK BACK!! TAKE OUT A RESTRAINING ORDER!! This will only get WORSE!!
r u kidding me? get a life bitch
He was kicked out of Taking Back Sunday back in March. Not really a popular rock star anymore. But the chick that submitted this sounds like a slut
Her nose is butchhhh. Also this poster clearly isn’t dating this guy. It is a made up story. I wouldn’t put this past a scorned male to be posting these photos. Either way Elle asks for limelight therefore she will recieve this crap. But seriously… her nose? Nik you lied to us with past pics!
Damn. Youre about to ruin the holidays for these poor people.
This is BS. There’s no way someone thought that this guy would marry them if they did this.
I have followed this site and this group very carefully and 1) Elle didn’t post this, 2) Matt Rubano didn’t either…. Whoever did is an enemy of Elle’s. Look how carefully it’s all worded. A bunch of keywords dropped so they come up in google searches.
i.e.: “and found out Elle goes by Brock’s Chick Ex-BFF.” WHO TALKS LIKE THAT.
“I’m DirtyArmy from now on Nik.”
There won’t even be any more pics. It was a carefully worded document meant to arouse readers and piss of Elle Burdi.
How does one arouse the “piss of Elle Burdi”?
Two words… selffffffffff posssssssssstt!!! By Elle! She’s getting old and irrelevant now so this was her attempt to make the now gf look crazy, and put herself in the spotlight again. It makes sense she would be in possession of these pics obviously. Oh Elle, how lame.
he was kicked out so the actual members that originally made the band great can come back, can these post stop being linked to tbs?
SELF POST!!!!!! 100% no doubt. Not real…
whoever went through all the trouble to make this post is probably a freak
What is this girls name???????????????????????????????
omfg this is LEGITT I give you props girl omfg