THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I’ve seen this girl, lets just say…around, she gets around. I’ve seen her at quite a few frat partys around campus and everytime i leave i see her walking out of the party with one, sometimes two, randoms. I made the mistake of talking to her one night though, and she was telling me about how she got good grades untill she came to state, and now shes about to fail out. Well i was drunk so i ended up taking her home with me and it wasn’t bad, but i stopped talking to her. i went to get checked out though realizing i made the mistake of hooking up with the biggest sleezer I’ve ever seen. and, well, i now have an std that will stay with me untill im dead. If you see this girl, be cautious and just continue on your way.
In all seriousness, is this a chick or a dude?- nik