Zed Blew My Mind
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I usually don’t find the females you post attractive but yo…this Udders chick is blowing my mind dude, I started a post on theDirtyArmy.com to see if other dudes feel the same way, a couple of them in chat felt the same. So man post whatever you can about this chick. I saw she is an actress, I am an actor so hopefully I can run across her with her dime self. P.S. hook a brotha up if you can, peace. D.A. Strong.
Udders, you need to use better self spray tan and please lose that 15 pounds. I want to see the progression pictures.- nik
She needs to tone the eyebrows down, just a tad.
WOW! An a*s of a 35yr old with a few kids!! Soooo Special..
Kids? Yeah, her boobs are big, but it’s not because they’re full of milk…
MESSAGE TO THE ARTICLES POSTER:
Why don’t you stick with your own nasty kind (brotha) and leave human females alone?
Ha ha ha ha ha my own kind…. last time I checked were all humans. I know the racist would pop out sooner or later. You guys sure a predictable.
Racism=Yawn.
Oh black you coloreds are so funny.
Now get back to work and those wheels better shine like a N heel. Or I am going to have to let you go.
Suburban, YOU might want to check again.
Sorry guy but you are way off base on this one.
but that was a nice try.
@Dennis check what again?
@Joe, I have no clue what your talking about. If that was your attempt to talk smack that was lame.
Joe=Fail.
Ha ha ha ha ha my own kind?…. last time I checked were all humans. I knew the racist would pop out sooner or later. You guys sure are predictable.
Racism=Yawn.
I am black and I have only ever dated white girls. I love white girls and I love em even more when me dating them pisses off some random white guy.
l..o..l.. hahaha so good
Another day, another day closer to my dream of marrying my One and Only, my Dream, my soon to be wifey Udders.
Again, I warn all you homos and losers and colored boys to keep within a mile distance of my pure, innocent, sweet, virginal Udders.
Udders is mine!!! mine!!! mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, Udders is the perfect woman. She shot straight to the top of the Dirty Celebdom.
Udders, I have flown to Romania and paid your dowry of 5 speckled goats and 3 bulls and 10 chickens to your Daddy who has given me his blessing.
Johnny I agree, you have laid claim to this lovely female and warned all other human males and nignogs to stay clear of her.
I think you deserve that respect.
Good luck to you two.
P.S. Don’t you think 4 Speckled Goats might have been enough?
Colored boys? Really? Lame man.
I have nothing against you peoples, except for taking 10 minutes to walk through the intersection and yakking real loud during the movies. Besides that, you negroes are fine as long as you don’t even glance at my pure angel, Udders.
What the heck kinda of stereotype is “taking 10 minutes to walk through the intersection” ha ha ha…what?
Next its. “Dang you blacks always order pizza on a Wednesday”.
Stereotypes aint what they used to be, so sad.
Last night was wonderful – you sure know how to treat a girly man like myself! Bring over the anal beads tonight!
We can sit around and drink some purple drink and smell up the place with our brillo heads.
Johnny u really need to stop smelling your rotten farts.Its frying your brain cells and considering the the way u write, your down to your last 2.
Sub. there are days I could just kick myself for ever buying you. You have proven to be lazy a liar and a thief. Don’t deny stealing from me boy, I don’t want to put the whip to your back so close to christmas BUT if I find you touching yourself again while you look at that nude picture of Oprah I am going to have to put you up on the sale block. It’s you choice.. If you go I am not letting Latrina be sold until spring, she is carring a little picker now and I already have it traded for a horse.
“Suburbans Master”
Wow looks like somebody just found out their family tree has some black in it.
Don’t worry you will learn to get used to it.
My great great great great grandad did love the white women in the 1800′s.
hhaahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahah are you fcking kidding me!!!!! innocent????? this is either an obsessed fan, herself, one of her many obsessed “friends” she uses or just a plain dumb fck! jesus, you don’t know sit about her if you think she’s innocent, sweet (too sweet…cough cough fake cough…to be real) and virginal. she’s been taking it up the ass since before she could get her drivers license. honestly, the obsession needs to stop, if you like dinner plate nipples, then by all means, if you like photoshop and people who take 300000 pics of themselves pretty much daily, then cool….but ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! i know this girl, like real life KNOW, and she is not all you people think she could possibly be. she talks about shi only “hipsters,scenesters,hardcore dudes and bad ass tattooers” enjoy and basically researches it without any liking of it just so she can “get in with them” so they think not only is she “pretty” but she is “badass” a “good girl” and totally “dope” with totally “awesome steez”. she is make believe as much as her photo shopped pictures and oh so sweet attitude. you, Nik, and whoever else who blogs about her like her sad pathetic ex’s…are just fueling her ridiculously vain fire! she is completely getting off on all this shit and you ARE putting the pssy on a pedestal. You’ve officially been chopped & screwed my friend. peace.
YAWN…SO BORED OF UDDERS….stop with the self posting you fat wh*re, its pianfully obviou its you…all the pictures being posted are good pictures when usually people posted here get dug up old bad pictures…your sad…get a life you fat pig
Actually no, I posted it.
Nik would know if she was doing self posts. And maybe unlike some poeple she doesnt take stupid photos.
yawn…yes she does see above photo…nice try udders u’ll never be famous ur too ugly for that
There are no bad pictures of my fiance’ because she is so beautiful and perfect there are no bad pictures.
Udders is smokin. It’s just something about those triple Q udders and fat ass that does it. Definitely doesn’t need to lose any weight. I’ve been checking in more often lately just to see new posts of this broad. Keep them coming.
i will agree there is something about her (other than her giant cans) that is captivating, sure she could lose a few pounds but really i dont see a need for her too, she is confident enough with her body as is so i give her props.
wher4e she from?
SELF-POST ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Give it a rest honey.
freakishly small hands lol
SELF POST — SELF POST…….You have to be kidding me, I know desiree and she is nothing special, she has the worst f’n clothing style ever, she dresses like some disturbed artist all because she went to emily carr. seriously nothing special. She is a 6.5 at best. Trust me vancouver has way better to offer than this chick.
it wasnt a self post it was desperate loser suburban
“it was desperate loser suburban”
if you only knew me…. smh.
“judging people you don’t know on the internet”=yawn
I know you sweet cheeks and your 4 incher sure satisfies. Stop yawning – you will be in my unbathed arms tonight!
This chick is the absolute best thing happening on this site.
This is the most obvious and brutal self post on this website, get over your self udders.
No sh*t. You’re “edgy” WE GET IT. You’re different, no one understands you cause you’re so unique… fuk shut up n go slit your wrists already. It’s gross how people are playing into this whole scheme she’s cooked up… just some crazy art chick with some SAGGGGGGGY ass tits and out of control eyebrows. I find it amusing though how someone is attempting to portray herself as sophisticated and intelligent… aren’t you a huge slut???? I don’t get, I thought this chick fuks anyone with a guitar and sucks anyone with bus fair. Just because you don’t drink or do drugs doesn’t mean you aren’t trash…. but people should stop calling her fat, she isn’t, she is just definitely not skinny. But I guess criticism is what you get for throwing yourself so hard into the limelight. People that think these aren’t ALL self posts are complete idiots and so is Nik for believing her… obviously doesn’t take too much to out-smart him!! It’s called using a friends computer, retard. He’s getting soft.. this chick would have gotten RIPPED APART by him a year ago, now he thinks she’s decent? Come on, we’ve all seen him cut down chicks a MILLION times hotter… dirty is losing its touch. Call a spade a spade…
No!!! dont try turn this girl into a Nik Richie cut-out blonde drone. She she is natural and gorgeous the way she is
Lay off the waffles, GIRL!
Don’t hate on me…but that pic just makes me wan to slip a finger her in her pooper…that being said, I am going to go get some help for my ‘issues’…
This picture is of me when I was 17. Nik, you’ve got me even more motivated to hit the gym even harder. Thanks. I’ll send you my updated pictures after a few months. All the best.
xox
Stop being so desperate in trying to seem mature and chill about it. Although I’m sure you are since your putting yourself on here as well as posting comments complementing yourself. You’re crazier then i thought!
xox
Don’t listen to that gay homo Nik, future Ms. Udders Rotten.
He likes flat dames, but Real Men like me who wrestle alligators and kill wolverines with my bare hands like curvy girls with huge hooters.
In fact, you need to eat some more because you are looking too skinny.
You do need to hit the gym and improve your physique, but Johnny has a point………What Nik likes is the anorexic look.
What you need to do is a lot of free-weight squats & leg press with a large amount of weight. Then do leg curls, leg extensions, and even the elliptical machine. Just do everything you possibly can to add muscle & form to your legs & arse.
That should be your main focus, but you should also do some back, shoulder, and arm exercises. Hell, chest, too. Just go for a regimen, throughout the week, which helps develop your entire body.
Regardless of what others on this site say, you have a pretty face and a naturally huge rack. It would be a shame to let your body deteriorate into an inordinate mess of flab.
Also, since I’m a sensitive and compassionate soul, I have to mention this. Do some lower back exercises to help your body carry those balloons. Deadlifts (Which will also develop your buttcheeks), lumbar machine, etc….
I would eat her ass out
That would be the biggest pancake ass I’ve ever seen. This one’s not growing on me.
The sad thing about this situation is that this chicks boyfriend keeps posting her and making comments about her . I think he is trying to pimp her . He is the dude with tattoos crackhead looking mo fo.
If I see you out buddy I’m gonna smash your face in for trying to take advantage of this girl .
Feel free to smash her boyfriend if you want but he is definitely NOT the one posting her on here. The person who posted her is DA and it is not a self-post. We can only hope Udders one day is DA strong.
Ha ha ha, you know the truth Ina!
Desiree is hot. She desn’t need to imitate the gross Mac forcefield bottle rats that had their +2s bought by goof gangbangers.
She’s hotter than 99% of the dirty piglets that get posted here.
Sorry but this is a bad pic of her…. personally I think she is a slutty fugly chick
I am obsessed with Udders as well. Keep info on her coming
NO ONE CARES. Either shes posting herself or is getting someone else to for publicity. You’re not special you have oddly big boobs. GET OVER YOURSELF. The dirty is losing it’s uh freshness this isgetting boring. *YAWN*
LOL@Udders. That could pass as a cow print……….holstein.
ATTENTION!
For all those who think this is a self post, it is not. I posted her. Cause I find her attractive………That is all.
surrrreeee
Personally I would get a redeuction to a d or a c if I were her she looks fat bc of her boobs…she should lose a few pounds and tone down the eyebrowns and put some blonde highlights in. Just sayin she’s nothing special
You should be jailed for life saying she needs a boobies reduction.
That would be like painting a moustache on Mona Lisa, filling in the Grand Canyon, or painting over the ceiling at the Sistine Chapel.
You are criminally insane and need major help.
so she ends up looking like every other fake blonde stick bitch? LOL loser
thats a gross ass…calm down on the self posts you attention seeking sloot
Nuthin’ but a Brown Man’s Greg magnet. To the rest of us, a fat cholla with a desire to expose herself. Drink some Prestone, and call it a night.
VIDEO OF
PROOF:
vimeo.com/11058802
We have decided that Udders has self posted everything, all of the grammar and writing style is the same on every post. She may have used different e-mail addresses to make herself look random, but its so obvious these are all SELF POSTS!
BUT, she is HOT and really interesting
I wish she wasn’t such a dirty whore, it makes me sad and disgusted.
Well whoever “we” is is wrong cause the poster was DA strong and definitely NOT Udders. If you were DA you would know that. Pay up and join and learn.
She does not have a nice face and she is FAT, no doubt about it! Her boobs scare me and her ass is too wide to fit through an average-size doorway…the only guys who would find her attractive are ones who like plus size chicks. Nobody would like twice at her in Vancouver, with all the skinny, tall, fit chicks walking around!
Who cares about Vancouver, which is in America, Jr.?
All you losers in America Lite are jealous of our far superior country. You have a bunch of fat broads because it’s frozen there 345 days out of the year.
You boneheads think guys with mullets chasing a piece of rubber on ice is the best “sport” in the world.
Admit it, you goofs gaze out your window every night looking south, wishing you were in a real country with real, hot babes like the Curves of Perfection, Udders.
that made absolutely no sense at all…
Don’t blame me for you being stupid.
An American saying Canada is full of fat broads. Ha! That’s rich.
ANOTHER IGNORANT, UNEDUCATED AMERICAN HILLBILLY. YOU IDIOTS HAVE THE HIGHEST RATE OF OBESITY WORLDWIDE. DAMN FAT ASSES. UDDERS IS AN OBESE PIG AND SHE WOULDN’T EVER BE CONSIDERED HOT IN A HEALTH CONSCIOUS CITY LIKE VANCOUVER. SHE SHOULD MOVE TO THE TRAILER IN THE U.S. WITH THIS JOHNNY ROTTEN FOOL CUZ WE DON’T WANT HER HERE. MORONS, I THINK ALL THAT FAT IS AFFECTING YOUR BRAINS OINK OINK
As I have said on previous threads ” this girl may not be thin; however, she has really pretty features and is far better than any trash bag gangster girls we have in Vancouver.” If you give me a choice between her, and some noodle with +2′s, or a Indian girl……I would choose udders handsdown.
This is pat/patty baines on salt spring island in BC. She got booted from Galiano Island because she was working as a part-time hooker in Victoria, BC.
Her children even came home and said the other ‘kids at school’ all knew her as the Island Slut…!
She is the typical low class want-to-be biker chic working as a waitress and sleeping with with guys so that they buy her tacky clothes…!
So many jealous chicks on here lol. Sure she’s a huge whore, but she’s also hot as hell. Ass of a 35 year old with kids? hahaha, sooo jealous
I’m not jealous of a fat ass. I would rather die then look like her.
typical black dude going for a fat chick! you are an embarassment to the dirty army!
Fight me than.
She needs a bum bra right away.
“HOOK A BROTHA UP” u blks r too pathetic! Sex…babies…and u leave!! Fckin dumbasses!
I posted this, and I don’t have any kids. And I am black.
Racism=Yawn.
You sure yawn alot.
Yes cause racist comments are boring, internet needs to step its game up with the insults. Guess trolls aren’t what they used to be.
I’m a 25 year old Vancouver chick, and I think she’s UBER FOXY.
Bottle rats? So last season.
She’s hot and I also like her name, real one. I just hope that she doesn’t move to US and ruin herself. Keep it real….
she is udderly gross….she needs a bum bra her saggy ass is hittin the floor
nik, notice how none of udders’ posts hit the hot topic section…because NOBODY CARES, you’re just wasting your time = money on this…stick to the nasty bottlerats and you’re on your way to $$
IM CONFUSED. i swear to god i recognize her.. how old is she? i thought she went to clayton highschool but someone said that she went to a catholic one? if this is the elyda i used to know then good god woman what have you done with your life!
LOL PUN! NOT FOR ME!
Wtf kind of hidious name is “Udders” fatty maybe with a push up bra
if she lost 15 pounds she’d really have no ass…
Were does here hips end and ass start?? Its all blended in like a nice fade..LOL
U effin kidden me bro?
Dis Chick is H-O-T !!!!!
I’d do her in 20 seconds, cuz dats all I can take at meh age!
I wanna do da bone with her. So where can I find her?
I wouldn’t mind settlin down with dis one and
den have little Slade wit Shades rugrats!
I’m da Slade Guy wit da Shades Downtown
Where IZ U AT, BABEEEE!!!!!!