THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This hardcore loser right here is the crème of the crop of Vancouver. Travis Townsend: but anyone who knows him calls him ‘Scooter’. This Gem of humanity rolls around in his shit-hole stock ’07 Honda Civic and is proud of it. He brags because he drives such a low-key car that his steroid ass will never be busted! He slang’s weed and thinks his shit don’t stink. Not only is he a loser douche bag who thinks his weed-slanging skills run the streets of Vancouver, but he’s a Stalker, Extortionist and to top the cake he’s a woman beater. When this loser breaks into a full on roid-rage watch out! Man or woman your ass is going to be pushed around and beaten; for the pure point of making himself look like a big man. To me this grade A D-Bag reminds me of Vin Diesel’s Gay Brother. My vagina shrivels up and screams in horror when this R-tard walks in the room. Apparently he has no problem getting ass, but when you look at the type of girls he bangs it’s not hard to see how. A majority of the hoe’s he’s hit are featured on this site as regulars! Stay away from this guy because the moment you don’t give him what he wants you owe him your sanity and your life.
Its never a problem getting ass if your paying for it.- nik