Why Does Everyone Think She Is Perfect
Posted in Bendigo-Australia, The Dirty, Would You? | December 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jacqueline. Everyone I know thinks she is perfection defined. She has over a thousand friends on facebook, devout Christian, absolutely sweet as to everyone she talks to. Yet someone recently told me she’s fake as f*ck and at her most “devout” time was in fact out shagging a different guy every weekend. I’ll cut to the chase – would you?
Answer: No, she looks average looking to me and her nose is too big for her face… it would hurt my neck trying to kiss her during sweet love.
Sloke says:
Looks like she has droopy tits in the first picture as well.
to Slokenikki02 says:
she looks like a dirty lil slut
to nikki02bob dole says:
average
to bob doleJacqueline says:
I am perfect
to Jacquelineswitzerland says:
i thought you were until i read that comment. now you’re only ninety nine percent perfect. no ones likes a cocky fck, that is assuming you are the girl in the picture..
to switzerlandpreemo dreamo says:
this bitch looks fake as hell. who the hell is this bitch?? girls with ugly friends only keep them around to look humble, when they are actually evil inside.
to preemo dreamoNick says:
I would, she is cute. FAR from perfect though, “everyone you know” have low standards.
The post before me is on to something, however…she will have some knee-knockers before long. Hit it now, before that happens.
to Nickkids says:
wtf. can we backtrack to the part where -anyone- thinks “devout christian” is a selling point? gotta be self post, right? no one I care to know in this life would put that in a description as a plus, all ppl I know would just never care to waste typing on anyone at all if that was really the case. stupidity that inhibits real life is an extreme negative, not a point in the “why you should like her” list.
still, i’d shove it in, and midway through grab the itunes remote to throw on oldschool NiN- Heresy …
to kidsTiffeny says:
She’s an average looking girl.I don’t like the fact that you can see so much of her gums when she smiles.
to TiffenyWolverine says:
Any girl with over a thousand friends on Facebook is a slut. It’s a proven fact.
to WolverineLBreezy says:
EVERYONE, take Wolverine’s advice. Nobody has that many friends. Fact. You don’t look cool with all kinds of myspace/ facebook friends. You look desperate! Desperate is as desperate does.. lol
to LBreezyAnonymous says:
yall are picking away at her beauty for no reason shes beautiful.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
I think she’s hot. A top shelf girl next door.
to Anonymousamber loftin says:
she looks completely innocent like angel innocent
to amber loftinAnonymous says:
i know right
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
i think shes a slut in her pictures!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
i dont think that there pretty girls in that picture
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
i think she deserves to be on thedirty.com because shes a slut in her pictures there wierd and she looks like a slut
to Anonymous