Would You With This Hollywood Perfection
Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty, Would You? | December 9th, 2010


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I always look to see which girls you say yes or no to so I was curious what you thought about the CW Tv star Aly Michalka? Personally I think she is perfect and is the hottest thing around, I’m not even on that team but I would for sure.
Answer: No, I would never bang a chick who reminded me of Ke$ha.





pimp hand says:
I’d squat over those real sloppers.
to pimp handTanner says:
Come on now!
to TannerThat is some pretty fine quintay.
Formerly Denver's (Now Tampa's) Crappiest says:
Nik, if you don’t find her attractive, than it is rather obvious you like the Boy time. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
to Formerly Denver's (Now Tampa's) CrappiestRepo-Man says:
Shut up about Nik you b*tt wipe.
Now back to the issue at hand.
to Repo-ManYes she is Hollywood Royalty.
Hollywood Florida that is.
Anon E Mouse says:
Aly is a goddess.
to Anon E MouseAnonymous says:
I don’t find her attractive at all. body is good.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
first of all, he wouldnt, dont try
to Anonymousshe has ugly elbows and cankles
her mouth n nose area will remind him of a bird
and she could lose a few pounds
lauren:) says:
hahahahaha she could lose a few pounds? what are you ….anorexic? you obviously dont no what a good body looks like. get some glasses
to lauren:)Anonymous says:
no I agree with anon, if aly wants to appeal to nik (but why would she?) she would have to lose a few pounds, and get a nose job. but she looks gorgeous either way.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
was i talking about myself? no, i was talking about nik. learn to read before u open ur mouth
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
I watched every episode of Hellcats for this
to AnonymousAk poli says:
Nik I must respectfully disagree with you, I would take her out for a steak dinner like a gentleman.
to Ak poliQWERTY says:
Oh shut up you panty waist, hit it raw dog and bail like a real man.
to QWERTYdlac says:
Forget Aly. I have such wood for Tisdale.
to dlacSeriously says:
Pre- or post-surgery?
Bitch got cut the f*ck up.
Made that nose of hers DISAPPEAR.
to SeriouslyQWERTY says:
Jew nose.
to QWERTYLinds says:
She has HORRIBLE cankles. Its funny how they try and cover them up on the show… shes either always in pants or shot from the knee up.
to LindsQWERTY says:
which one?
to QWERTYNot a Yankee says:
Her body is top notch but her nose is weird
to Not a YankeeAJ13 says:
Aside from the fact that she is Matt Leinart’s sloppy seconds, Aly Michalka is essentially flawless. Oh, and Nik, don’t even mention her and Ke$ha in the same sentence together, that’s treason against mankind.
to AJ13Mango_Lloyd says:
Aly is pure hotness.. nik .. your off on this one..
to Mango_LloydGayden Solo says:
no hes not, he didn’t even mention that huge jaw of hers. She could chew through 2×4′s if she wanted.
to Gayden SoloAJ13 says:
I’d like her gnaw on my 5×7…just sayin’.
to AJ13QWERTY says:
I would give Aly a 2 a day and Ashlee a Hot Karl.
to QWERTYAnonymous says:
All you “Dirty Army” followers need to fcking nut up. You guys are so committed to everything Nik (gay fcking way to spell it man) says it’s pathetic. Fact is this girl is amazing and looks nothing like Kesha. Get the dick outta your ass and open your eyes.
to Anonymoussux2bu says:
plz NIk, she is a hotter version of your wife.
to sux2buBlueNile says:
I see a self centered jerk. What is perfect about that?
to BlueNileRonni says:
BlueNile you nasty B. why do you have to say things like that? Did the batteries on your Special Friend go bad?
to RonniAnonymous says:
she doesn’t believe in evolution… so she’s probably good in bed.
to AnonymousThat's nice says:
Nice back!
to That's niceRedlandsMBA says:
I love Tisdale since the old days. She reminds me of a champion Top-Rider.
to RedlandsMBAAnonymous says:
thats not tisdale buddy
to Anonymousbabycakes says:
she is much better looking than his wife though?!?!?
to babycakesHomeyjones says:
I love Ashley Tisdale. I would wear a yarmulke 24/7 just for a shot a that hot little Jew.
to Homeyjonesblondeelicious says:
Wa wa wee wa!
to blondeeliciousAnonymous says:
watch easy a she has perfect boobs
to AnonymousLainey says:
You obviously never seen this girl, she looks absolutely nothing than Kesha. She’s very pretty.
to Lainey