Would You With This Hollywood Perfection


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I always look to see which girls you say yes or no to so I was curious what you thought about the CW Tv star Aly Michalka? Personally I think she is perfect and is the hottest thing around, I’m not even on that team but I would for sure.

Answer: No, I would never bang a chick who reminded me of Ke$ha.


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  1. December 9, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    pimp hand says:

    I’d squat over those real sloppers.

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  2. December 9, 2010 at 3:36 pm

    Formerly Denver's (Now Tampa's) Crappiest says:

    Nik, if you don’t find her attractive, than it is rather obvious you like the Boy time. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

    Reply to Formerly Denver's (Now Tampa's) Crappiest
    • December 9, 2010 at 4:46 pm

      Repo-Man says:

      Shut up about Nik you b*tt wipe.

      Now back to the issue at hand.
      Yes she is Hollywood Royalty.
      Hollywood Florida that is.

      Reply to Repo-Man
  3. December 9, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    Anon E Mouse says:

    Aly is a goddess.

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  4. December 9, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    Anonymous says:

    I don’t find her attractive at all. body is good.

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  5. December 9, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    Anonymous says:

    first of all, he wouldnt, dont try
    she has ugly elbows and cankles
    her mouth n nose area will remind him of a bird
    and she could lose a few pounds

    Reply to Anonymous
    • December 10, 2010 at 12:53 am

      lauren:) says:

      hahahahaha she could lose a few pounds? what are you ….anorexic? you obviously dont no what a good body looks like. get some glasses

      Reply to lauren:)
      • December 16, 2010 at 10:44 pm

        Anonymous says:

        was i talking about myself? no, i was talking about nik. learn to read before u open ur mouth

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      • December 12, 2010 at 4:27 pm

        Anonymous says:

        no I agree with anon, if aly wants to appeal to nik (but why would she?) she would have to lose a few pounds, and get a nose job. but she looks gorgeous either way.

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  6. December 9, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    Anonymous says:

    I watched every episode of Hellcats for this

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  7. December 9, 2010 at 5:20 pm

    Ak poli says:

    Nik I must respectfully disagree with you, I would take her out for a steak dinner like a gentleman.

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  8. December 9, 2010 at 5:26 pm

    dlac says:

    Forget Aly. I have such wood for Tisdale.

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  9. December 9, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    Linds says:

    She has HORRIBLE cankles. Its funny how they try and cover them up on the show… shes either always in pants or shot from the knee up.

    Reply to Linds
  10. December 9, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    Not a Yankee says:

    Her body is top notch but her nose is weird

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  11. December 9, 2010 at 6:45 pm

    AJ13 says:

    Aside from the fact that she is Matt Leinart’s sloppy seconds, Aly Michalka is essentially flawless. Oh, and Nik, don’t even mention her and Ke$ha in the same sentence together, that’s treason against mankind.

    Reply to AJ13
  12. December 9, 2010 at 6:56 pm

    Mango_Lloyd says:

    Aly is pure hotness.. nik .. your off on this one..

    Reply to Mango_Lloyd
  13. December 9, 2010 at 7:05 pm

    QWERTY says:

    I would give Aly a 2 a day and Ashlee a Hot Karl.

    Reply to QWERTY
  14. December 9, 2010 at 9:39 pm

    Anonymous says:

    All you “Dirty Army” followers need to fcking nut up. You guys are so committed to everything Nik (gay fcking way to spell it man) says it’s pathetic. Fact is this girl is amazing and looks nothing like Kesha. Get the dick outta your ass and open your eyes.

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  15. December 9, 2010 at 9:52 pm

    sux2bu says:

    plz NIk, she is a hotter version of your wife.

    Reply to sux2bu
  16. December 10, 2010 at 1:42 am

    BlueNile says:

    I see a self centered jerk. What is perfect about that?

    Reply to BlueNile
    • December 10, 2010 at 8:00 am

      Ronni says:

      BlueNile you nasty B. why do you have to say things like that? Did the batteries on your Special Friend go bad?

      Reply to Ronni
  17. December 10, 2010 at 6:35 am

    Anonymous says:

    she doesn’t believe in evolution… so she’s probably good in bed.

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  18. December 10, 2010 at 10:34 am

    That's nice says:

    Nice back!

    Reply to That's nice
  19. December 10, 2010 at 11:00 pm

    RedlandsMBA says:

    I love Tisdale since the old days. She reminds me of a champion Top-Rider.

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  20. December 13, 2010 at 6:00 am

    babycakes says:

    she is much better looking than his wife though?!?!?

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  21. December 14, 2010 at 2:12 am

    Homeyjones says:

    I love Ashley Tisdale. I would wear a yarmulke 24/7 just for a shot a that hot little Jew.

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  22. December 15, 2010 at 2:17 pm

    blondeelicious says:

    Wa wa wee wa!

    Reply to blondeelicious
  23. December 29, 2010 at 8:27 am

    Anonymous says:

    watch easy a she has perfect boobs

    Reply to Anonymous
  24. February 1, 2011 at 12:53 pm

    Lainey says:

    You obviously never seen this girl, she looks absolutely nothing than Kesha. She’s very pretty.

    Reply to Lainey

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