THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chelsey M*ses, or as she likes to go Chelziee. This Nasheville hoodrat likes to go to Ft Campbell, KY base and run around the barracks getting slammed by all the soldiers. Not only is this girl 20 years old, but she deserves the best mom award because not only does she have 2 kids, but one of her kids is from someone (she doesn’t know who) in the barracks. She tells her sons daddy that it’s his but everyone in a certain unit knows it’s not. Not only does she run around the barracks like the rat she is, she prays on married men. A wife told me that she was invited to a welcome back party and she was caught trying to unzip her husband’s pants when he was passed out on a couch! She has clinged onto this one solider who she told many many many lies to and is deploying soon. Well, little does this solider know, that this sloot is also screwing her ex-hubby on the side!! He is also leaving her his truck for her while he is deployed instead of letting his mother (who pays his truck insurance for him) to drive since her car is breaking down. Now Nik, Please warn all soldiers and all troops out there about her, cause she is looking for a free ride where ever she can.. Now lets make her famous boys!
When will this Charlie chaser learn that she’s nothing but a warm hole, guaranteed shes the reoccuring joke of the barracks. I’d also like to note that it looks like she still has some visine stuck in her teeth.- nik