THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik oook, so this girls name is Yana. I’ve never even met her and i can already tell she hates the world and everyone in it except herself. Her facebook is plastered with pictures of her half naked and captions implying that no other girl is like her or can beat her. A million guys are blowing up her status and she’s LOVING it. Point is, she thinks she’s an all mighty God, and i’m hoping you have some flaws to point out.
Well, the clown and the pretzel on her arm are not attractive at all. She still has a gut and it looks like she is still healing from her wisdom teeth surgery.- nik