THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Check out this girl. She has approx. 2398094732 myspace-like photos of herself out there. She is the scariest woman on this earth! Her weekend activites include going to the mall and taking more myspace-like photos of herself in the dressing room. Oh and by the way… shes’s studying Bio at UConn and is dumb as a brick. Good luck with that. NOT.

There’s no way she’s making it through school.- nik