THE DIRTY ARMY: Mac Dre ain’t got shit on DA MACK! If you’re in need for a good fck, don’t call this man because he has never porked anything moving except his hand(maybe stray cats though). If you’re looking for someone to dance with at a club well guess what? This guy is only schooled in the hyphy movement which means you might get an elbow to the face or your new shoes might get stepped on. Enough of the negatives, this guy really needs some lovin. Someone teach him some proper dances like the charleston or the hokie pokie? he’s not a bad guy. he’s about 5’8″ 100lbs of solid muscle…holler at him. He Works at Papa Murphys so give him a chance with your pie.

I’d like to know why this guy is tagged in Harvard as an athlete, no way he is either.- nik