THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is J Fish. He’s a “club promoter” bringing a bunch of wasted underage sluts into clubs wreaking havoc on the downtown scene. Him and his fellow douche friends tote around a bunch drunk 18 year old girls in party buses, while the fat ones grind on the pole. He’s the biggest creeper and a fcking weirdo. He’s known for following girls into bathrooms and will “spit his rhymes” in your ear to try and fuck you. If any girl has ever slept with this guy, shoot yourself because you’re a fucking idiot. When you talk to him he does this weird ghetto spasm with his hands making sound effects and stupid facial expressions. It leaves you perplexed, “Like is this guy serious?”.
His teeth are slanted.- nik