THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like Luann the “Countess” (from The Real Housewives of NYC) hasn’t done a good job teaching her daughter how to be classy. Maybe the fact that she was raised by a nanny is the reason she has turned into a chain-smoker and a mess. She seems a little young to be so wild, but nothing surprises me these days. Let’s just say that at Miss Porter’s boarding school (where we both attended), she wasn’t against hooking up with a girl if she was drunk enough. Let’s show the Countess what her daughter is really like.
Well, at least she doesn’t get naked and do E-Bombers like Lynne Curtin’s daughters.- nik