THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet the nastiest cow from Ripley WV s@mmie j0e B@rnett … this sloot is pitiful posting pics on myspace and facebook why is she sooo cruel to her friends?? No one wants to see your lopsided lumps sweetie. When not hacking up tobacco you can find her lips sealed like a Ziplock bag on some Old mans greg preferably at motels. MMMM bums and MARRIED rednecks.

I had no idea Shamu even went trick or treating this year.- nik