THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Jersey Shore wannabe Jamie thinks his body has been crafted out of stone. He is from Pontiac Michigan and has been working on his body for the last 5 years but it looks more like the last 5 weeks. He is the biggest story teller you’ve ever met. His friends know it, his family knows it, and wife busts him on his lies in front of his friends at least once a month but he never gives up. He’s always running around flexing and sending pictures of his body. He just won our Fantasy Football League Championship and his shit talking consists of taking shirtless pictures and sending it to his friends. I bet this will be the last time he does that.
The guys on Jersey Shore at least had friends, your a creeper.- nik