THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, alright, this a*shole needs to be put on notice. This guy goes around screwing both chicks and dudes. He basically goes around banging the first thing he can find in Anchorage bars. He’s in the ARMY, so he gets his kicks on his off time. He’s a major a*shole, arrogant, self involved, and treats people like his own personal puppets.

The guy on the couch is covering his face. That’s how I feel too.- nik