Napoleon Complex Riddled Midget Danger To Society
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this interesting 5’3″ fellow named Matthew Johnson is rather charming, when he isn’t hiding your birth control and telling you that he will dump you if you don’t get pregnant with his baby. He is extensively violent and prone to making threats, as is common with SMS (Small Man Syndrome). Akin to Napoleon, he feels it is necessary to dominate and control. If you deviate from his desires, he finds it necessary to hit below the belt with tender information you have shared with him: in my case, he made fun of me for being molested and blamed my “wh*ring” (AKA getting paid to host a club event for Halloween) on this childhood trauma. Watch out Anchorage womenfolk, this vertically challenged man also is obsessed with rape fantasies and being a sadist.
Alaska is our Australia… it is where America sends all the nut jobs.- nik
Well written post mam.
Sheet man I gobble this little white boy up. He be fine.
hahahaha….5’3″??? poor guy, i have pubes that are longer than that!
Napoleon was actually 5’7″ – a relatively average height for that time period.
damnnn hook up his number lol
I saw this guy out trying to get a drink one night and the top of the bar came to the middle of his chest. It didn’t matter if he was standing up or sitting on a barstool, his head and top of his shoulders were the only things visible to the bartenders. They carded him 5 or 6 times because of how small he looked.
I’d be angry and violent too if I was 5’3″, gay, and hooked on steroids!
Hot damn! I’ll have his baby!
This is probably one of the most well written submissions I’ve ever read! Good job, girl!
What is wrong with his face in the first picture!? Your muscles aren’t impressive, dude!
This is how tall the sand ni**er who owns this site is. Good for you. If it wasn’t for ur luck u would be boning 5′s. Don’t bomb my country, please.
That submission does not sound like it came from any woman who would host a club event on Halloween. I call bullsht
It’s good money. Alas, being in academia does not pay well. P.S. He is fat now, these pictures are from 5 years ago.
Tiny tots
nadine would want it!!
Each time I think Nik is brushing elbows with lucidity, he has to fall back into the “bash anything and everything conservative/Republican/Palin” bull$#&t with his quip about Alaska. Just a superficial jackwagon, Nik. You and Perez Hilton should take a “cruise” to Alaska some time.
youve been watching geico commercials too much…… jack wagon? And he probably is crazy because if he is in the coast guard and is in alaska then hes on an ice breaker. who signs on to float around in a tin can full of dicks in the freezing cold just breaking ice? Whatever….. glad someones dumb enough to do it
Correction Nik… all the nuts from the Left Coast go to Alaska. All the nuts from the Eastern Seaboard and Mid-West end up here in FloriDUH.
Alaska sucks. Guys outnumber girls something like 3-1. Unless you are Forgy why would anyone live there. I would be a loon too if I was stuck in a ish hole full of snow and no sunshine with 3 times as many guys as girls. Blechhh.
Typical little man syndrome. Might be the most annoying people on the planet.
soooo,
we’re jus gonna ignore the oompa-loompa face in the 1st pic?
Is this guy for real with a CG life ring? Come on, bro. You wouldn’t even qualify to process my paperwork. Muscle sinks, you douchebag.