THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, i would like to introduce you to megan “mustache” p**ts also known as rotten crotch…. she’s a grade A “sloozey”. when people f**k her, their d**ks turn black&yellow black&yellow! not only can she NOT be faithful to any guy she’s ever been with, but she’s faithful to banging her bf’s friends…and then dates them….at the same time. CLASSY. her “lips” look like stage curtains and hang down to her knees. anyone who gets with this chick is CLEARLY desperate.

I can tell that she supports our troops.- nik