Self-Proclaimed “Tattoo Barbie” Looks Great For Being Not Even 21 Yet
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I figured I’d give you an easy day at work to critique what may be one of Chicago’s “finest”: Carly. She moved to Chicago after leaving Central Michigan in hopes of being a small town girl that makes it big (at least in the Midwest). She’s a former stripper from Hustler Club. Her religious view is “Carlythology”, so I need not explain any further how full of herself she is. She frequently goes to the gym to meet bouncers and douches in an attempt to live vicariously through them as she’s a previous steroid user herself (probably has a Greg too) which resulted in a colectomy. She doesn’t look bad for being under 21… right?
I can tell Carl is trying to fight his way into this world. The male transformation must happen here. FREE CARL!- nik
What’s up with that smile is one side of his face numb
Smile??? What’s up with that nose? This heifer could build condos on that nose.
Was her nose broken? Seriously is one of the worst noses I’ve ever seen on a white girl.
That Schnozz consumes me…..
Beastly!
she actually works with me now… very nice girl.
This girl is VERY VERY VERY ugly!!! That nose is OH MY GOD NASTY. Mabey she will get the clue after reading this. Did I mention she is VERY VERY VERY ugly!!!!
nice or not, I’m guessing her nose is wider then most of the gregs she sucks on.
Can’t comment on her personality, but her photos speak for themselves for her looks, ew…seriously tho you look like a dyslysic (I know it’s spelled wrong if you point that out all it means is you don’t ever get pssy they grammer-lord) lesbian.
I’m getting a Carl Spackler/Popeye vib from this dude…
i went to central michigan and i knew this girl. she got kicked out of her sorority because they googled her name and a website popped up and a bunch of nude pictures from when she was 16 that someone supposedly stole from her camera and posted online. some peoples daddy issues dive deep.
Doesn’t even look like her.. Where I haters dog these flicks up ?
Doesn’t even look like her.. Where Did u haters dig these flicks up ?