THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, you want the definition for a “Messy Bitch”? Well here she is, Ms. Barbara Butler. The messiest bitch of Phoenix, Arizona, by way of SoCal. She swears, she is God’s gift to men, and really thinks that every man she comes into contact with, wants to be with her. Let her tell it, this chick doesn’t mess with ‘white men’ cause their not up to par for her….and word on the street is, she’s a mom, but doesn’t even have custody of both of her kids, and one I think is with some married guy (poor child). If she’s such hot shit, why is she having kids with other women’s husbands? I hear you have a thing for the blondes, so tell me, would you mess with this blond chick?

Answer: No, I have a thing for hot chicks, blond hair is just an added bonus.