When Will Snooki Run Out Of Funds
Posted in Jersey, The Dirty | January 10th, 2011
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look what I found. Let’s be honest, Snooki in about 5 years when her $ runs out she might be looking for a job with you is there any way you can find her something to do? I found a picture of her with her loser boyfriend do you think she has what it takes to work for you.
I wouldn’t hire her at TheDirty.com. We have a weight limit.- nik






Rita Farb says:
I am no snooki expert but i do believe that is her ex-boyfriend Emilio, that is not her current boyfriend. So in other words this must be a self-post from a heart broken Emilio.
to Rita FarbNice try
Anonymous says:
NICE FADE JERSEY DOUCHE
to AnonymousHER GD HAS THE UGLIEST CHIN EVER -LOOKS LIKE A DORRITO CHIP
Anonymous says:
he looks like that eric prata guy who had that song out a few years ago “and she said” lol
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
actually lucas prata…. one hit wonder
to AnonymousSandy says:
Say what you want about Snooki but as for Lucas im a big fan of his and the boy can sing.
to SandyJohnny Rotten says:
The people who made her famous were very smart. She’s Every Girl for bims 13 to 30.
Stupid bims look at her and think they, too, can become famous.
She believes her own hype, so she will be broke in about 3 years after she makes outrageous demands and gets canned.
to Johnny RottenEbird says:
EMILIO GIVE IT UP BRO!! YOUR NEVER GOING TO BE FAMOUS!!! YOUR NOT MORE THAN A CUTE MIDGET WITH NO PERSONALITY PAL! STOP TRYING MAN IT WILL NEVER HAPPENN!!!
to Ebirddirt nasty says:
“we have a weight limit” so I guess scooby doesn’t count?
to dirt nastyAnonymous says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA SO TRUE
to Anonymousthe dirty south says:
Snooki is a fat loser and is plain up ugly. I don’t know where being fat is cool I guess its a jersey thing.
to the dirty southEmilo says:
Why would you think that i would post a picture of me up !!!!
to Emilodont hate on me because i was with snooki i was looking to get my name out there when i was with her thats the only reason why i was with her.
Tiny Tim says:
I love midget porn
to Tiny Tim#1.......in the #2 Business! says:
have you ever been in the bathroom when the snookster dropped a deuce? toxic waste land…
i got called to unplug her drain with my video snake and i swear she had taken the biggest dump ever!! there were chunks of asian…..people.
emilio stuck his tongue in that cornhole and now hes a loser masturbating to those pictures.]
shame on you! italians are losers
to #1.......in the #2 Business!pull the pin says:
shut the fuk up in the 2 buisness as a itallian im fukin embarased buy these guidos most itallians dont have their parents buyin them sht all the time and payin for nights out shi i got plastic on my couches and i dont own hair gell and im good at making spageti arebaderchi bithces
to pull the pinscreaminmime says:
Snooki isn’t from NJ…She’s trash they found in NY probably under some OTHER greasy fat guinea upstate (Poughkeepsie)…Italians are just as bad as the Arabs.
to screaminmimemissy says:
if this representation of new jersey is accurate…. i will never fcking go there. ever.
to missyAnonymous says:
That’s pretty messed up! Weight limit? She is so short so yes it is harder to look thin. You can gain a few pounds and look fat. It’s not easy being short!
to AnonymousLea says:
You guys are all fking HATERS
to Leasnooki is one down to earth bitch.
She may not be the hottiest person out there but atleast she has fun with her life and does her. ! i doubt you the sexiest person so STFU!