THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is one of the hottest women in Hollywood and no one ever talks about her. I think she is super sexy and would pay a million bucks for one night with her. Besides the lack of +2′s she is perfect but obviously she doesn’t want them because she can easily afford em. Nik, what you think and would you?
Answer: I don’t know.
Anonymous says:
she’s a lezbo. too bad because she’s HOT.
to AnonymousVoody says:
She is average! photo shop and air brush do wonders for hollywood… A million bucks buddy…thats sad
to VoodyJD says:
I actually agree. She’s cute, but nothing to write home about.
to JDPolitico Pablo says:
Can I watch?
to Politico Pablo? says:
Eww that girl is Seth Rogens ugly girlfriend in Pinapple Express, and she just came out in December 2010 as a lesbian…so she wouldn’t with nik even if he said yes! Nik, u need glasses!
to ?Anonymous says:
shes into chicks too!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
She is a lesbian..seriously, look her up she came out
to AnonymousJew says:
She’s a lesbian
to JewAnonymous says:
You do know that Amber Heard is a lesbian right? Million dollars or no million dollars she wouldn’t do you OP.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
YOU DONT KNOW?
to AnonymousLOOK AT YOUR CUMBUCKET WIFE THEN ANSWER
Anonymous says:
See that “Bolt of Energy” ad on the right? That’s Nik and his wife
to AnonymousBOLO says:
HAHAHA!! If it was really his wife there would be a black DlCK in her mouth.
to BOLOvioletluv says:
Yeah my thoughts exactly…
to violetluvNurse Nancy says:
Eh, how would she look in the morning?
to Nurse NancyAnonymous says:
She is hot but good luck bro, shes a lesbian.
to AnonymousS G says:
Good luck getting in, she has publically stated she is not into men.
to S GAnonymous says:
She is really hot
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
why does she gota b a lesbian
to Anonymousanonyms2 says:
yes, yes oh yes i would. Nik, you know you would too!
to anonyms2Anonymous says:
OMG…. Nik, I would suck your dick for the chance to bang her. Are you gay? How do you not know? I’m losing faith in you…
to Anonymoushu? says:
hilarious.. and perfect.. though sucking his cock makes u gay. I decided
to hu?Anonymous says:
Does this change anything…. she just came out as a lesbian. More power to you honey! She is GORG
to AnonymousSkettioh's says:
….Too bad she’s a lesbian.
to Skettioh'sXY says:
why is that bad? your chances with her would be the same in both ways ~ 0%
to XYAnonymous says:
No one talks about her because men can’t have her. She’s a lesbian.
to AnonymousRaj says:
I think Amber came out a lil while back. Good luck with that. Besides, she’s overrated.
to RajAnonymous says:
She’s a lesbian? Great! In that case, I would!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Who cares if shes a lesbo you’d have to be forgy not to want to bang this chick!
to Anonymouslucy says:
shes gorgeous! but she already looks alot like your wife nik!
to lucyjennahsanz says:
shes definately about half a million times hotter than shayne but of course so shayne dosent feel threatened by someone who would never fck nik anyway, he’ll say no. if he wouldnt fck her, he’d a retard.
to jennahsanzjennahsanz says:
hes*
to jennahsanzAnonymous says:
She is hot. Even if she wasn’t a lesbian, he wouldn’t have a shot in hell.
to AnonymousJohnny Rotten says:
I know she came out, but I bet she’s into men, too. I think she made a big deal to look politically correct and cool.
She’s just trying to be like Lindsay Lohan. Remember that actress broad who got all the publicity for being with Ellen DeGenerate? After Ellen she got married to a guy and has had kids.
to Johnny RottenDark D says:
Any man that would pay a million dollars to have sex with a woman is disgusting and should seriously reconsider how their life is being spent. no one should pay any amount of money for sex….men should only buy really expensive shi in hopes of performing the reproductive act……those are not the same things…..are they?
to Dark DAnonymous says:
whoever submitted this obviously lives under a ROCK. she came out months ago.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Check out her girlfriend….tasya van ree.
to Anonymousmynamepeggy says:
she stole ashley tisdale’s nose.
to mynamepeggyGrand Master Greg says:
Nik, you are slipping, she is a carpet muncher. Her girlfriend is Tasya van Ree. What a waste and a dreamkiller for all men.
to Grand Master GregAnonymous says:
no way… go watch the movie Remember the Daze.. you can totally tell she has whaling potential with those arms.
she’s false advertising.
to Anonymousanon says:
these are the worst pictures of amber heard ever. she’s gorgeous, fit, and also a lesbian…
to anonber says:
i just found some other pictures of her on google last week, i actually think she is more then “average” she has a very sexxxy look in her eyes alone
to berFoghorn Longhorn says:
She’s from here in Austin…and yes, came out recently that she has a girlfriend.
to Foghorn LonghornColonel Angus says:
she prefers a Female Colonel
diesel dyke
to Colonel AngusVegasGirl says:
Obviously you haven’t a clue what a “diesel dyke” is. She is what we refer to as a “femme.” If you are going to be a bigoted idiot, make sure you use the correct descriptive terminology.
to VegasGirlAnonymous says:
lipstick lesbian
to Anonymous:) says:
you soooooo would f*ck her nik you just don’t want to admit it !
to :)the truth says:
Shes hot , too bad shes a canyon yodeler
to the truthanon says:
OMG IS SHE A LESBIAN?! how about we have one more comment stating the obvious.
to anonhill says:
so, what is her sexual orientation? no one really said that here….
to hillColonel Angus says:
come back Amber….sit on my face!
to Colonel Anguswink* says:
in the top pic she looks like a white alicia keys.
to wink*CeeJay says:
thats true, weird!
to CeeJaySlaymaster says:
Wow even the great one is wavering but for good reason. Her hair and face is top notch. What a loss if she’s a lesbo. Much better than Anne heche or Portia Rossi
to SlaymasterJohnny Rotten says:
I’m surprised noone has mentioned she’s a lesbo.
What a bunch of dummies you guys are.
to Johnny RottenLirus H. says:
Actually she’s bisexual.
to Lirus H.Lesbian fan says:
Actually Amber has always been a lesbian their are people who claim they knew her in Texas and they said she was a lesbian.There are also say she used to go to lesbian bars in LA. Valentino Landus and Crispin glover were just her beards.
to Lesbian fanAnonymous says:
Amber is gay. Not bi. Not “sometimes” into men. Any of her rumored relationships with men were typical Hollywood fake publiity. Guys can still fantasize about banging her though. You got about as much a chance as you did when you thought she was straight. You just went from 0 to “need not apply”. Booo for the men. Yay for the ladies! lol. Anyway she’s in a relationship for like 3 years now.
to AnonymousLesbian fan says:
Amber said in the interview with Esquire Magazine that she never dated Crispin Glover. So that rumor was false. I wish people would accept the fact that she is a lesbian.
to Lesbian fanDan says:
Amber never denied dating Crispin Glover. Your information is inaccurate.
to Danannonymous says:
amber is actually married to her wife, and shes not a very nice person in real life
to annonymousLesbian Fan says:
Do you have proof that Amber isn’t nice?
to Lesbian FanDan says:
Amber did not deny dating Crispin Glover in Esquire magazine. Your information is inaccurate.
to Dan