THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Angelica. While she may appear to just be sweet and fun loving, this girl is about as crazy and DTF as they come. Her boyfriend is her perfect equivalent when it comes to being trashy and stupid, but don’t worry–he won’t stop you! “Jelly” (as most people call her) is known to spend her nights out trying to dig up somebody to drag back to the “dubuque slums” for a threesome with her white trash BF. Even though I strongly advice you double wrap and shower in anything antibacterial (maybe even antimicrobial) when you’re done…I need to know Nik, would you?

Answer: No, her face looks like it was made from out of silly putty, I also think that thing at the bottom’s her boyfriend and I don’t feel like getting a beat down for meddling with a gutter chick.