THE DIRTY ARMY: I started seeing this girl Miranda in December. We were together for almost 2 months and this b!tch just was crazy. She got all controlling and possessive. When we were together, I tried to get it in but she says she a “virgin” and wants to stay that way but I can stick it in her a**, so of course I was down. This b!tch felt like she has had a whole football team in there. Tt was so loose I’m surprised sh!t doesn’t leak from her a** all the time. Then a couple weeks ago when I tried to break up with her, she pulled the “I’m pregnant” card on me. I’m just wondering one thing: how the hell does someone get pregnant from taking it up the a** and if I busted all over her back ? Nik this b!tch is straight crazy.

This is why you can’t just run around sticking it in random sloots.  Quality over quantity.- nik