THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chrissy Rumpf. This girl has tried every drug you can think of and more but her drug of choice is meth, she needs it every hour of the day or she will freak out! Let me tell you how she freaks out. While drunk at summer jams this jealous physco B!TCH was with my ex boyfriend. When she saw me and my best friend, this pussy *ss b!tch decides to back hand me on my head and run like a pussy. I turned around to see her running up the hill. The point of the story is she is a skanky meth head who preys on younger men to make her old skanky self feel younger. Yet she does well at hitting like a 2 year old. CAUTION boys of Denver: stay away from the meth head cradle robbing wh*re!
I bet her peripheral vision is amazing. -nik