Dirty Richmond Sloot
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Mon*sha B the biggest sloot in Richmond. This girl will give you brains in your car literally for a few puffs off a joint. On weekends you can find her either in richmond or vancouver getting abosulety sh*tfaced with her friends falling all over and on the prowl for some late night d*ck. This slut needs to be put in her place, because she acts as if she isn’t a skank but in reality there isn’t a bigger one in all of Richmond, basically the whole city could climb in her hole and live there.
I thought drugs were legal in Canada.- nik
Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata! Ain’t no passing craze
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It’s our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata?
Yeah. It’s our motto!
What’s a motto?
Nothing. What’s a-motto with you?
Those two words will solve all your problems
That’s right. Take Pumbaa here
Why, when he was a young warthog…
When I was a young wart hog
Very nice
Thanks
He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal
He could clear the savannah after every meal
I’m a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned
And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind
And oh, the shame He was ashamed
Thought of changin’ my name What’s in a name?
And I got downhearted How did ya feel?
Everytime that I…
Hey! Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!
Oh. Sorry
Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata! Ain’t no passing craze
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It’s our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna–
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It’s our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
(Repeats)
I say “Hakuna”
I say “Matata”