I Suspect A Greg

February 12, 2011 Fish Lips, Seattle 33 9,082 Views

I Suspect A Greg

I Suspect A Greg

I Suspect A Greg

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this (girl) is hilarious. And I mean in a way to laugh at. She acts like she is going to be the next Tila Tequila or something. Her name is Emily Ann Ross, I have only met her once but I know she loves the greg and especially the purple crayon. She adds literally 100 people a day, and then she try’s to tell people everyone adds her, why would anyone add this weird looking chick. She posts statuses updates every hour and every guy friend likes and ogles over her pics. I don’t get it cause to me she looks like shes probably hiding a greg. Shes still a senior in high school and is engaged to this forgy obviously. Hopefully he reads this and finds out hes with a girl(guy) that gets hammered and cheats on him with a bunch of Russians all the time. Anyways I just thought u should know shes a joke.

Her upper lip must smell really good. -nik