I’m Obsessed With Him
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I believe I am infatuated with this guy that I been talking to for 2 months. I’m pretty bad because, I feel like I’m secretly obsessed with him. He doesn’t know I am, but I really like him very much, and I don’t stalk him nor would I ever do something really dumb like that. The way I believe I obsess over him is, I watch his facebook everyday to see when he last logged in..And I’m thinking that he’s dating this stupid wh*re he met on Facebook, but I don’t know..I say that ’cause he left her pic comments like he was hitting on her. And all the girls i talk to are all secretly in love with him so i have a lot of competition. Everyone tells me he’s the biggest player but i honestly don’t care. I like him a lot, and he didn’t talk to me in 4 days now. I know the rules though, and what I’m supposed to do. Next time he contacts me, only I will talk for 3 minutes and then blow him off. Also, I’ll call him once just to make like I’m more in control, and not waiting around for him to call me. But all in all, I still feel obsessed with him. I don’t know, is there something I can do? Please help me Nik!!
Just sleep with him already, he is a guy. Us men don’t have codes to crack… touch our wieners and we are good.- nik
“Nik, I believe I am infatuated with this guy that I been talking to for 2 months…”
Oh please.
PLease tell me.
Does that translate into something like: “I cannot function as a normal human being because I have been emailing a ghost for two months”???
My god.
Do ANY of you 20-something DOLTS even hear yourselves???
I have some Good News but I also have some Bad News:
THE RULES went out years ago, toss the book TODAY.
The only guy you will ever get with that BS is some Momma’s Boy, Masturbator.
Secondly: I hate to tell you this but He Is Gay he has had an affair going on with someone called Earl Duke for two years.
he is so not gay.
we’re proud of you Jeremy…get’em all.
just the type of doushe that would make that long of sefp post
Not all 20 somethings behave this way. Infatuation is a bit scary anyways…. Kind of creepy.
I am sorry. But please explain to me how anyone becomes infatuated with someone you have (LMAO) “talked to” via facebook.
BTW. Both of my daughters wake up everyday with someone they “talked to” on facebook for 2 months.
And they are both miserable.
Yet for some reason… they love it.
Me???
Pfffft.
I still think you are all crazy.
That is all.
Mr. Man has spoken.
As usual, your post makes absolutely no sense. And your daughters sound as nutty as you.
Yeah, you’re Mr. Man, alright…Mr. I wanna bang a Man.
Look it’s George Michael! Gotta have Faith!
This is retarded
SELF POST!!!!!!!! DEAR POSTER, you have done something usually only chicks do…you are a Attention whore/douche!!! get a life loser
SELF POST. French forgy in the flesh.
what’s with the fake entries??
You know the “code” was made up by woman just as crazy as yourself. Guys fall in love with a great BJ, not a little game you play before the bj.
So True
GOOD BJ’S ARE HARD TO COME BY THATS FOR SURE.
Am I the only one who is thinking obvious self post?
I agree, the most pathetic attempt to gain self esteem. Hey gay ass muncher of a poster, go ATM your purple crayon bros, you pics are beyind FORGY.
Biggest self-post I have EVER read. What a damn douche. He can’t get any snatch, so he posts this. Forgy to the fullest extent of the law. Dude go wack off, and STFU DOUCHE BAG.
poster: oh, and one other thing Nik, I’m a guy. I really hope he sucks greg and good. I can’t wait to feel him inside my ballon knot and spray on my face!!!
SELF POST!!!!!!
He looks like a terrorist
Gay ass self post!!!!
JUST GRAB HIS JUNK AND TELL HIM YOU WANT HIM INSIDE OF YOU, ALWAYS WORKS FOR ME WHEN A GIRL TELLS ME THAT.. GETS MY GREG SALUTING..
Ahh This guy’s so HOT.
looks like a bloated rob kardashian
def indian or persian
worst.. his a jew
self post without a doubt.
Creeper….
Nik, I’m calling you out. You just failed to use the Dirty Army Dictionary, and used the word “wiener” instead of “greg”. What gives?
pelf sost.
SELF POST!!!!!!!!!
i think you are literally insane.
I’m a hot blooded woman and this guy does nothing for me. He’s all tan, hair gel and men’s makeup. Too high maintenance and not even really handsome to begin with. No wonder he’s attracting skanks like the ones hanging all over him in these photos. They’re all on the same low-class level.
self post, whata gay
SELF POST TO TRY AND LOOK LIKE A PIMP. CALLED YOU OUT DOUCHE
Oh my god.
Biggest self post I have ever read.
self-post. Honestly what code is there? the only way to get a guy to want you is to treat him like dirt. I learned that by watching guys treat girls like dirt. It works in reverse.. guys have inner bitches in them that cry sometimes. But on the really real, this guy looks retarded. I cant get past the forehead wrinkles. I bet they are dark red.. looking like he wears too tiny baseball caps.
Self post fail! and this idiot needs to learn how to speak.
My money is on Earl Duke submitting this, but so far Las Vegas favors Mr. 615 by 5-2 odds.
Earl Duke has 8-3 odds.
Self post, the guy looks gay, like a poser and certainly a tool.
self post
This is so a self post, just like when there are always those “Nick why don’t people give you credit for knowing everything first”" BS posts on here. Come on, we know an employee is writing those.
He looks like Joe Jonas when he grows up and throws away his Christian like image
self post f*cking loser
i know this dude he’s broke
so gay
i will be sure to send him a fart in a bottle next christmas as a reward for the self-post
and for montreal- those are real ugly chicks and montreal has some sweet v*g so he’s hangin with the wrong crowd which means the fictional poster is also a loser by association
I would let him do the dirtiest things to me. He could beat me down there with a jackhammer and I wouldn’t even care.
Love, Marjorie<3
This guy is f-ing HAWT! Good lord! I love men with dark hair! I would so be a sloot for this guy.
Self-post – fake drama – forgy as all hell!
Best self post ever.
Omg i know this guy
His name is jeremy chetrit
she can get dental reconstruction surgery and look about the same…
he can never get his dirty conscience clean…
you girls are pathetic with your rules. your are gonna talk for 3 min and blow him off?
Get a grip of yourself. You sound like you are 15..
The guy has so much p ssy lined up he is not even noticing you.
You better blow him off for real and take it on the chin like a champ or he wont even notice you.
Sweet deep v-neck bro.
The girl in the last pic is a hooker by the name of “Exotic Barbie” in Ottawa. She is a nasty cunt, got kicked out of the stripclubs for giving head. Now she just sits at home and has the peckers come to her.
If this is for real, yous a dumb bitch. I saw him with his new girl and shes a different breed of woman. If anyone is going to teach him a lesson its this maneater. She’ll rip his heart out and eat it for breakfast. Hes not into you if you gotta play games.
Self post…. and he’s a homo for sure
You do realize this dude is super flaming! Lol u picked a wrong guy, brains come out of the closet eventually. Trust me on this one obsessed with him girl, he fliers with alot of people, including guys.