Junction City Paige
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl has been on ur site before, but I feel like she needs to be put on blast w/ the full story. This girl Paige Ho*ver is straight up whyte trash. She is constantly flirting w/ other girls boyfriends at the sh*tty aggieville bars, dressed like a sk*nk thinking that she is the sh*t when actually guys call her a desperate, flat chested townie. She has some bf she lives w/ but that has never stopped her from “exploring other options” before. worst part? She thinks shes a model and a cosmetologist but the only ppl that will hire her are clients and photographers that are just as burnt out and ugly as herself. oh, and one time she streaked in an ice storm bc she wanted to show off her body, but now every1 knows about her tiny as* tee-pee boobs. Oh, and my guyfriends have told me your better off getting a hummer from the vacuums that share the same name.
She looks like a fat version of Piglet from Winnie the Pooh.- nik
and I thought my nose was bad
She could be so pretty if she fixed it!!
don’t flatter her. the only thing that would make this girl pretty is about 6 surgeries that she probably can’t afford. but, you know, a nose job would be first on the list.
give up on the modeling girl, or maybe send your shots to barn yard weekly.
she looks like a teenage michael jackson lol,
She’s the sweetest person I’ve ever met in my life. Seriously guys, get to know someone before you bash them.
You could say anything you wanted about her and she’d still help you if you needed it. Thats just the kind of person she is.
first off i know paige personally and she is the nicest girl ever. If you have mistaken her being nice to your so called boyfriend, who is probably off with some other chick because you are such a bitch and suck at given hummers yourself. If you seriously have nothing better to do with your life then bash paige then i tell you what i have a really good idea for you. Go to the nearest highway or freeway and see how many headlights you can kiss you illiterate, unintelligent, retarded scank. Just because you look like richard simons on steroids doesn’t mean you have to hate on her
props to illiterate people calling other people illiterate. it’s called a comma, they look kindof like the lines on either side of this girl’s nose; look them up.
and i know this girl in RL as well. her nose looks worse and she, some how, talks down to people when she is legit one of the dumbest girls I have ever met. oh, and s/he looks like a tranny.
You’re so full of shit. I KNOW HER in real life and if you really did, you would not be saying that.. Unless you’re jealous.
this post needs to be removed asap. This entire website is a joke. TEAM HOOVER!
she dont look bad at all. But i cant judge someone i dont kno anything about for real
s she the actress from the movie penelope?
Hey I know her lol and whoever posted this is full of sht. She’s an awesome person and her nose is fucking adorable. You got some serious insecurity and jealousy issues if you went out of your way to make up bullshi like this and post it haha man your life must be exciting…….
awww i love paige! shes so sweet! i cant believe someone would post this
they obviously dont know her at all!!!
Look, michael jacksons sister! Lmao.
That was a truly incredible article..
you clearly do not know paige at all lol way to stick your foot in your mouth though and make yourself look like a complete jackass! love you paige! you sweet little thing, you!