THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl has been on ur site before, but I feel like she needs to be put on blast w/ the full story. This girl Paige Ho*ver is straight up whyte trash. She is constantly flirting w/ other girls boyfriends at the sh*tty aggieville bars, dressed like a sk*nk thinking that she is the sh*t when actually guys call her a desperate, flat chested townie. She has some bf she lives w/ but that has never stopped her from “exploring other options” before. worst part? She thinks shes a model and a cosmetologist but the only ppl that will hire her are clients and photographers that are just as burnt out and ugly as herself. oh, and one time she streaked in an ice storm bc she wanted to show off her body, but now every1 knows about her tiny as* tee-pee boobs. Oh, and my guyfriends have told me your better off getting a hummer from the vacuums that share the same name.
She looks like a fat version of Piglet from Winnie the Pooh.- nik