THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Phil. If you’ve ever been to the downtown bars no doubt you’ve seen this douche bag lurking around like a goon with his bottle of Bud Light. He likes to think he’s a baller when he’s driving around in his “whips” wearing stunner shades in his attempt to “pull p*ssy.” But I’ve got news for you ladies, that’s his dad’s credit card he’s buying you drinks with and his dad’s sports car he’s driving around. Oh, and that low rider truck that he’s dragging sparks with? It’s not his either; it actually belongs to his little brother. Although Phil talks a lot of game he’s still a giant p*ssy who NEVER backs it up. I guess the time he spent in prison didn’t teach him anything except how to pick up the soap.
This guy sure likes to take a lot of pictures of himself.- nik