Lawyer Mike Has Nothing But Hits


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Lawyer Mike has dropped plenty of hits.  Here is another track, for the last 4 months I’ve woke up to this song and it starts my days off really well.  I feel more positive but at the same time I can wreck shop if someone steps you know?  What you think about this track.

I like how the wind machine blows the beautiful mullet locks of Lawyer Mike in this video.- nik

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  1. February 10, 2011 at 5:23 pm

    LOL_OMFG says:

    is this a joke? wtf?
    worst song combined with best mullet ever
    lol

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  2. February 10, 2011 at 5:25 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Sounds like White and Nerdy… The kindergarden kiddies will love this.. other than that next please… it blows

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  3. February 10, 2011 at 5:31 pm

    mike says:

    You know he gets these guys to star in his videos in trade to be their defense attorney. So obvious. I love it.

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  4. February 10, 2011 at 5:41 pm

    Veni says:

    Black dude should be kicked out of the race for teaming with Lawyer Mike

    Reply to Veni
  5. February 10, 2011 at 5:46 pm

    The Pink Pirate says:

    While the mullet/track suit look are entertaining enough and common in the coal regions of Pa…..the vernacular is perplexing…this mullet head looks like some tanbooth burned, chubby chasing, over the hill guy retired in Fort Lauderdale………..maybe someone common sense with Rain on him and he will cut the hair, stay out of the sun and stop trying to sing……but it was pretty funny

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  6. February 10, 2011 at 5:46 pm

    Prodigy for the win says:

    This guy is scary

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  7. February 10, 2011 at 6:06 pm

    Anonymous says:

    this track is SICK!!! this needs to go viral like yesterday. a white, rich dude with a mullet rapping about being sober and positive! yes, you guys, yes!

    Reply to Anonymous
  8. February 10, 2011 at 6:13 pm

    jcroams says:

    Weak fcken track man, tea bag in the ocean weak.

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  9. February 10, 2011 at 6:27 pm

    em says:

    it’s too bad, the back up singer is good and his lyrics are okay… but he can’t sing/rap…

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  10. February 10, 2011 at 6:45 pm

    Sweet! says:

    Their matching Addidas track suits reminds me of “Dude, Where’s My Car?” Haha
    “What does my tattoo say?…”

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  11. February 10, 2011 at 6:58 pm

    QueenC says:

    haha catchy tune … um not sure why hes claiming to growing up ghetto and he really needs to cut that thing off on the back of his head.

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  12. February 10, 2011 at 6:59 pm

    Tom Brady says:

    When did Kenny Powers make a music video.

    If it’s joke it’s great. If it’s real it’s pathetic.

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  13. February 10, 2011 at 7:09 pm

    DG says:

    i like their matching xmas colored tracksuits

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  14. February 10, 2011 at 7:36 pm

    Anonymous says:

    The brother singin in this can sing man. Sign him up & drop this white dude

    Reply to Anonymous
  15. February 10, 2011 at 7:37 pm

    NashVegas Rockstar says:

    This song inspires me to do great things in life… Thank you Lawyer Mike…

    Reply to NashVegas Rockstar
  16. February 10, 2011 at 7:37 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Why…..? Why did all these people go through the effort involved to make this? Were any of them so delusional to think that this was worth making?

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  17. February 10, 2011 at 8:01 pm

    Anonymous says:

    I wanted to submit this, but I knew someone else would!! I’m fascinated by this guy, he’s great. lol. He even has backup singers going on this one.

    Reply to Anonymous
  18. February 10, 2011 at 8:14 pm

    Anonymous says:

    I want this guys number, my mom needs a date!

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  19. February 10, 2011 at 11:33 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Racoon eyes man!
    Learn to shift your eye protection while your tanning dude.

    Your a serious rapper Lawyer Mike.
    Time to get your look serious. Loose the mullet.
    Up your tanning skills, and get a darked suit with accenting coulours!

    yeahhhh boiiii

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  20. February 10, 2011 at 11:55 pm

    gator tag haha says:

    I saw lawyer mike has a gator tag on his car, mullet= true gator fan spirit.

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  21. February 11, 2011 at 12:35 am

    huh? says:

    Looks like Kenny Powers found a new gig!

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  22. February 11, 2011 at 5:54 am

    Anonymous says:

    I love how he has a fan blowing his mullet. go to 3:45

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  23. February 11, 2011 at 9:19 am

    That's nice. says:

    Jesus.

    I mean it – Jesus.

    Reply to That's nice.
  24. February 11, 2011 at 9:27 am

    bluuuuahhh says:

    does he actually look in the mirror and say “damn my hair is looking good today”

    Reply to bluuuuahhh
  25. February 11, 2011 at 12:28 pm

    Anonymous says:

    why do I like this!!?? the hook is great…I know alot of wealthy men that like to throw out raps when they get wasted…this guy is just living the dream..why not!!?!

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