THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you haven’t seen dirty until you’ve seen Dan Melhorn. You can smell the dirt through the internet. Here’s the rundown – obese and broke, yet supremely narcissistic, sells weed and rides in his POS limo for a living, that is, when he’s not prostituting his skanky, drug-addled hoes. Borderline date-rapist who is trying to find success writing and drawing an online cartoon strip. He claims he bangs all kinds of chicks in addition to the ones in the pics but I’m not sure how or when because it seems like he’s always on the internet. You probably don’t even want to post this because then he’ll start trolling your comments section and starting beef.
I seriously scared to death right now, what is that creature.- nik