THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik this is Jennifer Reber. She’s a complete bitch and a gap that you could park a semi-truck through. She blabs all over her FaceBook about how she goes to the local strip clubs with whatever marine is in town for the week and about how big of a bitch she is.. literally. She’s the most manly girl I’ve ever seen in my entire life. She is either wearing a oversized tshirt from the goodwill from a schools wrestling team that she didn’t even go to OR she is wearing skinny jeans with Peter Pan boots. Her tattoos are completely disgusting. What kind of girl gets one across her chest? Real classy. ‘I think that if I made a song out of my statuses and auto tuned it with a ‘club beat’ in the backround, I’d be the richest and most famous person in the world.’ She is so full of herself. Way to keep the morale of the men serving our country.. Right? And, I don’t even want to get started on the blonde in the picture with her. Elizabeth Royce, complete bitch as well. She goes to UK but, everytime shes home.. you can catch her in Clifton sucking some random guys dick in a bathroom. These two make me ashamed of where I’m from. They are the kind of girls that drink one beer and have one shot ..then act like they are completely hammered. Plus, you’ve gotta love photoshop. I promise, her face does not look like glass in person.
Girls who take guys to the strip club always have a trick up their sleeve.- nik